I can't get more than two sentences into a Tru rant before I start hearing it in a warbly, high-pitched, googly-eyed cartoon scientist voice.
I don't think we're invited, brook, on account of the we-don't-have-penises thing.
Si I think you missed the point entirely. (Dylan+orgy) - women = swordfight. But if you're feeling left out I'm sure he'll let you in, race and national origin aside. I mean, you do have a penis, right?
In my day, it was "bags" or "bagsy" not "bugsy". Unless that was a typo?