Let me get this straight. First, you pay someone to wax it all off. Second, you pay someone to vajazz a crystal bush onto where the old bush was that looks even worse than the original natural bush? It looks like a disco ball. I shall call it "Disco Bush." I thought they were going to vajazzle her pussy lips or something. I used to put crystals on my area down there with eyelash glue when I titty danced.. so I supposed I was vajazzling back in '01.