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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


vajazzling(Read 3681 times)
vajazzling on: March 02, 2010, 01:03:24 AM

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Pretty hilarious.

Who's gonna volunteer to get this done and take pics?
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Re: vajazzling Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 02:02:18 AM
thats fucking retarded



Re: vajazzling Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 07:09:57 AM
I saw a hint of cleft!!!!

OK so what did we learn kids?



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And don't you DARE drag Jennifer Love Hewitt into this...
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Re: vajazzling Reply #3 on: March 02, 2010, 04:34:22 PM
unless the post comes with good clevage pics.
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Re: vajazzling Reply #4 on: March 02, 2010, 07:10:58 PM
Let me get this straight.  First, you pay someone to wax it all off.  Second, you pay someone to vajazz a crystal bush onto where the old bush was that looks even worse than the original natural bush?  It looks like a disco ball.  I shall call it "Disco Bush."  I thought they were going to vajazzle her pussy lips or something.  I used to put crystals on my area down there with eyelash glue when I titty danced.. so I supposed I was vajazzling back in '01.



Re: vajazzling Reply #5 on: March 02, 2010, 07:15:30 PM
Post pics. And I say that because if in fact you HAVE pics, you might have grounds for a lawsuit. And given how frufru that spa joint looked I'd say they got kajillions to lose in a proper court of law.
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Re: vajazzling Reply #6 on: March 02, 2010, 10:16:35 PM
I used to put crystals on my area down there with eyelash glue

I oddly want to try this just for the novelty of it. On the actual pussy lips, not above my area like they did in the video! Shiny disco vag.
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Re: vajazzling Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 11:24:15 PM
Show off.
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Re: vajazzling Reply #8 on: March 03, 2010, 12:52:20 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: vajazzling Reply #9 on: March 03, 2010, 12:59:33 AM
W0oof
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Re: vajazzling Reply #10 on: March 05, 2010, 12:28:22 AM
I don't have any pics.  They came off kind of easily as well.  I would say things like "DON'T PUT A DOLLAR THERE!" so that they would stay on a few more hours.;



Re: vajazzling Reply #11 on: March 05, 2010, 06:48:17 AM
no pics
no proof
no lawsuit
no vagillion dollars.
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