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At what point do you say GTFO of my life?(Read 18190 times)
Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #30 on: May 19, 2010, 01:44:43 PM
I dont like drama. Thats what it takes.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #31 on: May 19, 2010, 02:28:49 PM
Where and when?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #32 on: May 19, 2010, 09:20:26 PM
Where and when?

Like that will make a difference?



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #33 on: May 19, 2010, 10:44:03 PM
I have kicked two people out of my life.  Both times it was because I was tired of their emotional problems.  I'm fairly laid back and forgiving, but suicide notes & no effort to get help for whatever your fucking problem is has proven to be my breaking point.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #34 on: May 20, 2010, 03:15:38 AM
I like drama too much so there. take that.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #35 on: May 20, 2010, 04:54:09 AM
I have only kicked one person out of my life. And the motherfucker thinks he can still use my mail box.
Everything that comes for him is either ripped in half or goes straight into the garbage.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #36 on: May 20, 2010, 12:15:20 PM
you law breaker, you.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #37 on: May 20, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
I suggest shaking your cane harder at him in order to stop him from using your mail box.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #38 on: May 20, 2010, 04:41:48 PM
I like drama too much so there. take that.

Its destructive.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #39 on: May 20, 2010, 05:28:21 PM
... we few have to wonder how we got where we are
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #40 on: May 25, 2010, 08:20:46 AM
Huh?

... we few have to woEnder how we got where we are

FIX-ED!
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Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #41 on: May 25, 2010, 01:37:29 PM
I actually saw that coming ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #42 on: May 26, 2010, 09:12:05 PM
I suggest shaking your cane harder at him in order to stop him from using your mail box.

Oh common girl, you know if I try shaking my cane at anyone I'll fall over.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #43 on: May 26, 2010, 09:25:47 PM
How do you get a 1-armed Polack out of a tree?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #44 on: May 26, 2010, 09:36:19 PM
Have hip show her artistic expressions of sexual innocence?



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #45 on: May 26, 2010, 09:46:53 PM
That'd prolly work too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #46 on: May 27, 2010, 01:16:08 AM
Hahahahahaha "sexual innocence."
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Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #47 on: May 27, 2010, 01:58:27 AM
ahh daddy, you funny bastard.

I really do hope you get laid more often...and yes, preferably by your wife. I'm pulling for you.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #48 on: May 27, 2010, 01:33:38 PM
... he'd rather you be pulling on him
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #49 on: May 27, 2010, 04:51:58 PM
ahh daddy, you funny bastard.

I really do hope you get laid more often...and yes, preferably by your wife. I'm pulling for you.

You and me both.

... he'd rather you be pulling on him

Absofuckingconcurringlutely. I miss hand jobs. Well, the ones without my hands involved in them, anyway.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #50 on: May 27, 2010, 05:03:30 PM
It's almost impossible for me to get off from a blowjay without some hand action as well.
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Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #51 on: May 27, 2010, 05:06:49 PM
I can come from mouth only, and they are quite intense... From what I remember of blowjobs, anyway.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #52 on: May 27, 2010, 05:32:34 PM
Either way, I'll take it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #53 on: May 27, 2010, 07:18:43 PM
I think Daddy would take someone blowing air onto his cock at this point.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #54 on: May 27, 2010, 08:33:11 PM
Are you making an offer?



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #55 on: May 27, 2010, 09:40:49 PM
I actually saw that coming ...

I'm getting predictable.

Not a question.  I've been feeling it for quite a while, actually.  More than boring me, it has made me aware of just how close even internet relationships can get.

Well, ^that^,

AND the fact that I need some new material!  lol
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Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #56 on: May 27, 2010, 09:45:22 PM
It's almost impossible for me to get off from a blowjay without some hand action as well.

It's 'cuz our mouths get tired, sort of like smiling for too long.

We NEED little breaks.

I mean, the music is SO good, and we KNOW those danglers like the soft humming of us singing as we orally fondle,

and move our mouths around to sort of

I mean, really?

How can it take THAT long???  It feels Good.  Yes.  But, CRIPES!

Try sucking a banana for 20 flippin' minutes!

(pun Intended)  IT SUX!
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Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #57 on: May 28, 2010, 01:38:10 AM
Eating for an hour is a little much too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #58 on: May 28, 2010, 02:22:12 AM
Give me his address.



Re: At what point do you say GTFO of my life? Reply #59 on: May 28, 2010, 04:11:03 AM
It's more because I need the action on the shaft to get off. Just the head will not do.

It's a rare lady that has been able to get all the way down on the hawg.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.