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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


That's a lot of oil.(Read 17830 times)
Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #60 on: May 26, 2010, 08:58:43 PM
Would you prefer touching pop in the can?

Aww hell, pop's in the bottle right now.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #61 on: May 27, 2010, 06:43:52 PM
As soon as sex toys became common,

sodie in bottles sort of went out of style.

Coincidence?
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #62 on: June 03, 2010, 02:31:35 PM
THE BP BLUES www.dirtycajuns.com

I don't know....I kinda like it.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #63 on: June 04, 2010, 04:53:51 AM
I Too
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #64 on: June 04, 2010, 05:16:32 AM
We're Americans, cleaning up some other country's bullshit. Nukes are precisely the answer.

And you wEnder how I could love him, SO MUCH?!?

<~ closet pyro, that almost cums at the thought of blowing shit up!

It was Lost At Home 'cuz we didn't stand the fuck UP and say:

Those dudes that DIED?

They died for ME, 'cuz i'm a fucking pussy that can't have to kill folks, on demand.

They did what i just couldn't,

and even though I might not "agree,"

they didn't even resort to the I Am Special option,

they went,

and they did,

and they did it for US.

Right, wrong or in between, you cannot question someone about how they were willing to put their very LIVES down for us.

They DID it, and all we can do is cry, and thank them.

Soory* ~ daughter, wife AND sister to military personnel who were there and did that, as asked, for ME,

and all of us.


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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #65 on: June 05, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Soooo you are FOR war and killing?  I don't get it.



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #66 on: June 05, 2010, 09:29:00 AM
if I wrote a book
incomprehensible posts
would this board buy it?
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #67 on: June 05, 2010, 09:34:41 AM
I'm considering
if you type with your penis
it's a bestseller.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #68 on: June 05, 2010, 09:15:38 PM

However, some of you are old enough to remember Kent State. Hell, Tru was probably there collecting pop cans.

Pop came in bottles back then.

So I've heard... no woman would touch him.

BA DUM CHING!

Haha good one though, I actually chuckled out loud.

And here I was thinking that slid by...



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #69 on: June 06, 2010, 05:59:01 AM
BP pensioners are so screwed.



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #70 on: June 06, 2010, 07:30:09 AM
Just on a general point it's "BP" no longer "British Petroleum". Half the Board are Americans, more shareholders (by %) are Americans than from the UK and way more workers are US employees than in UK. Shares listed in London, Frankfurt, Paris and... New York. Head office is still in the UK - at the moment. It's possibly fair to call BP an international company, but a bit of a stretch nowadays to call it a "British" company. If anything it's American.

So sorry for my earlier comments about Brits. OTOH, Fuck you Randy Prescott. "Louisiana is not the only place that has shrimp" you say? The Gulf of Mexico is not the only place that has oil. And fuck the pensioners. The oil business is a risk.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #71 on: June 06, 2010, 08:00:11 AM
Yeah, we have shrimp on barbies... apparently.

Royal Dutch Shell isnt a Dutch company by any means either. The whole concept of nationality for multinationals is quaint, to say the least.



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #72 on: June 06, 2010, 08:17:55 AM
If Paul Hogan says it's true, I believe him.

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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #73 on: June 06, 2010, 08:37:18 AM
Paul Hogan LIES!



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #74 on: June 06, 2010, 09:47:53 AM
Blasphemer!
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #75 on: June 09, 2010, 03:42:35 PM
Now they're saying there is, and there isn't, a second leaking drill ...
WTF?!?

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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #76 on: June 09, 2010, 04:41:50 PM
There's been a lot of outright lying and disinformation with respect to this oil spill.




Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #77 on: June 09, 2010, 05:38:54 PM
Tell me about it ...
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #78 on: June 10, 2010, 01:10:20 AM
Why don't you guys stop bitching about the oil thing, go down to the Gulf, and plug that fucking leak with your dicks?



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #79 on: June 10, 2010, 04:35:17 AM
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #80 on: June 10, 2010, 04:55:26 AM
If my balls were big enough I'd sit on it for you ... but sadly ....
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #81 on: June 10, 2010, 06:35:20 AM
Because if I wanted to stick my dick in a greasy, fishy-smelling hole... never mind.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #82 on: June 10, 2010, 10:28:22 PM

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #83 on: June 19, 2010, 12:29:38 PM



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #84 on: June 24, 2010, 02:50:25 PM
It's never as bad as you think, it's worse. 2.5 million gallons per day.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #85 on: June 24, 2010, 03:28:44 PM
To be fair, there were scientists saying 2,000,000-4,000,000 gallons per day from the very beginning.  It's just that the government and BP have been completely full of shit.

Of course, there are also some geologists that say this well is unlikely to be able to be capped and BP will never extract the "majority" of the oil.



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #86 on: June 24, 2010, 04:07:54 PM
I'm leaning towards that conclusion as well ....
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #87 on: June 24, 2010, 04:29:04 PM
Oh I knew it was worse than they were claiming and I said so in this thread. But 2.5 million GPD just sounds so massive...
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #88 on: June 24, 2010, 04:41:24 PM
Into how many quintillions of gallons of water?
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #89 on: June 24, 2010, 05:07:32 PM
3.4x10^20 gallons or so.

The problem, of course, is that the "leak" is pouring out in an area where it greatly affects human activity.  It's another example of why humans aren't to be trusted with anything other than maybe sticks...and that's a big maybe.