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If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


Random rants(Read 132926 times)
Re: Random rants Reply #420 on: April 22, 2009, 03:18:25 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #421 on: April 22, 2009, 03:19:35 PM
I'm a fucking high school graduate, fuck you guys in the ass.

You went further than I did!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #422 on: April 22, 2009, 03:25:33 PM
Yet, yer employed and living large ....
Let's think about this for a moment ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #423 on: April 22, 2009, 07:11:21 PM
You like making fun of someone with mood disorders?  Fuck your mom.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #424 on: April 22, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
I'm a fucking high school graduate, fuck you guys in the ass.  Fuckin' snobby holier-than-thou college grads. 

I didnt go to college.




Re: Random rants Reply #425 on: April 22, 2009, 07:31:44 PM
(read the tiny text mosh)
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #426 on: April 24, 2009, 11:57:19 PM
Bitches are fucking cocksmokers. I fucking hate these straight lil fucking jealous whores. Had to leave a fucking party cuz I got more attention than them. Can't believe I had guys ask me to leave before I was even drunk. Didn't even have my tits out or anything!! God I hate women sometimes. I mean jeez, I was pretty much minding my own sitting on the sofa throwing a couple jagerbombs back and got asked to get out cuz I made the guys wife jealous.. I'm no playmate or anything.. wtf??



Re: Random rants Reply #427 on: April 25, 2009, 12:03:10 AM
(read the tiny text mosh)

I did. Message recieved.



Re: Random rants Reply #428 on: April 25, 2009, 12:35:11 AM
I was reminded tonight why people from Ct HATE Jersey girls ....
GOD, WHAT A CUNT!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #429 on: April 25, 2009, 12:47:07 AM
eh?



Re: Random rants Reply #430 on: April 25, 2009, 12:49:59 AM
Long story; she was a typical Jersey Girl CUNTBAG!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #431 on: April 25, 2009, 01:05:33 AM
Ahhh, so you didnt get laid.



Re: Random rants Reply #432 on: April 25, 2009, 01:08:10 AM
I didn't want to ...
I turned the cunt away;rudely ...

CUNT!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #433 on: April 25, 2009, 01:19:06 AM
bwahahahaha



Re: Random rants Reply #434 on: April 25, 2009, 01:29:50 AM
FUCKING JERSEY GIRLS .....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #435 on: April 25, 2009, 05:22:49 AM
FUCKING JERSEY GIRLS .....

Watch it, buddy, C is a Jersey Girl and she fucking rules!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #436 on: April 25, 2009, 05:56:47 AM
This I agree with...

Obviously Dave came across a low quality Jersey girl.



Re: Random rants Reply #437 on: April 25, 2009, 10:47:57 AM
« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 10:51:33 AM by Sakhi »



Re: Random rants Reply #438 on: April 25, 2009, 11:33:23 AM
i couldn't go to college. too expensive and no help from the 'rents.



Re: Random rants Reply #439 on: April 25, 2009, 12:47:11 PM
that's a good reason. I wish I could say that.

I was just too stupid.



Re: Random rants Reply #440 on: April 25, 2009, 02:29:25 PM
My point is that I don't want anyone to see me nekkie
And what about what WE want?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #441 on: April 25, 2009, 04:08:29 PM
that's a good reason. I wish I could say that.

I was just too stupid.

I dropped out of high school when I was sixteen. But that's not really an excuse - I'm pretty sure I could have gotten a GED or something if I wanted to. I just never bothered.

Fact of the matter is that to this day, if I decided to go to college, I have a trust fund that would pay tuition, books, living expenses, provide me with a car, spending money, etc.

But I have it pretty good anyway, making my own money and not answering to any family etc. Plus I have no idea what I'd want to study if I did go to college.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #442 on: April 25, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
that's a good reason. I wish I could say that.

I was just too stupid.

i gave it a good go. but i got too tired of working three jobs just to get by and get an AA. i started up again, hoping i could get loans or something, but my credit was nonexistant and my parents were over extended. ah, well. there's always next year.



Re: Random rants Reply #443 on: April 26, 2009, 12:22:25 AM
i went to college to drink
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Random rants Reply #444 on: April 26, 2009, 12:34:19 AM
I quit college when it was time for me to do my training as a teacher so I could get a degree. 



Re: Random rants Reply #445 on: April 26, 2009, 01:04:49 AM
You know those people that seemed to do alright without an edumacation?

I'm one of those.



Re: Random rants Reply #446 on: April 26, 2009, 01:13:21 AM
I didnt get enough days up to get my Jr. I was still allowed to go on to grade 11 though, only to drop out of 12 twice...with no Jr.  haha.... hmm. I do wish I could spell.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Random rants Reply #447 on: April 26, 2009, 07:31:54 AM
You know those people that seemed to do alright without an edumacation?

I'm one of those.
Roy: *sings* We don't need no education...
Moss: Yes you do, you just used a double negative.



Re: Random rants Reply #448 on: April 26, 2009, 08:40:46 AM
You like making fun of someone with mood disorders?  Fuck your mom.

Yeah I have a mood disorder. Sometimes I want to punch you in the face until your eyes fall out and then skull fuck you until you're a broken, sobbing little fat boy.

PS: "Mood Disorder" describes emo kids who need to suckle the pharmacological teat and the doctors don't know what to call it. Why don't you try being a man and getting a skill, a drivers license, a job and a life.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #449 on: April 26, 2009, 09:21:05 AM
arsh words from someone with only a skill and a drivers license...