When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
NO ONE makes better eggplant parm than I do; NO ONE!
Cheese is good.
How come mushrooms make the cut, then?
They're not plants either.