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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ...(Read 73954 times)
Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #390 on: October 26, 2009, 03:35:31 PM
Future me keeps telling current me that I'll love DMT whenever I try it.

That's just the DMT talking.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #391 on: October 27, 2009, 02:42:36 PM
Dear dirty hippies,

I've been showering daily for thirty some years now, and you can't convince me that soap is going to hurt me.

Thanks for listening,

(_)_)===D
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #392 on: October 30, 2009, 08:46:06 PM
nothing says love co-dependent alcoholism like winning a flipcup championship with your significant other by your side.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2009, 08:46:28 PM by fyrenza »
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #393 on: November 01, 2009, 03:38:33 PM
But if you have a birthday everyday you'll be really old...
~
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #394 on: November 09, 2009, 12:39:16 AM
EDIT: And is Lucas holding a bag of coke?

EDIT2: While Sasha takes a GRE-prep practice exam in the back?

EDIT3: You guys must have been hella panda-faced.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #395 on: November 13, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
Recap:
4.7mm caseless > 9mm > nerf basketball fired from an 12-inch deck gun > Tim Daly > Spud gun > John Daly > nerf > Carson Daly > Rosie O'donnell
That about sums it up.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #396 on: November 13, 2009, 08:14:14 PM
I love it!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #397 on: November 13, 2009, 09:34:24 PM
hahahaha, nice ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #398 on: November 14, 2009, 06:42:27 AM
It's not over till the fat lady's cock sings.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #399 on: November 20, 2009, 08:17:37 PM
Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?

Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock.

there is a party in my pants.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #400 on: November 20, 2009, 08:18:54 PM
Together, or separate?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #401 on: November 20, 2009, 08:35:55 PM
Not sure, if together you may want to reorder

Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock.

Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?

there is a party in my pants.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #402 on: November 20, 2009, 11:10:12 PM

Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?

It only makes me laugh because I am imagining him whispering this into my ear.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #403 on: November 21, 2009, 01:46:41 AM
SOMEone is falling down on the job, here!!!

i ALWAYS read the Quote Box, and you need to get some new stuff up there,

4 real.

How do y'all expect to attract marv-ie new posters, like ME,

without some SAGE ADVICE via a Quote Box???

Uh, huh.


(Errr, ummm, yeah, i'm STILL here ... )
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #404 on: November 21, 2009, 02:37:21 AM
The Safeway one county over doesn't count as leaving JAX Dave.

!!!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #405 on: November 22, 2009, 03:04:04 AM
Your posts read to me the way adults speak in a Charlie Brown cartoon.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #406 on: November 22, 2009, 07:49:39 AM
Same way as Karnov, I'd assume. By searching for treasure, working at the circus, and fighting wizards.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #407 on: November 22, 2009, 07:54:57 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #408 on: November 22, 2009, 02:05:02 PM
I'll start updating it soon ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #409 on: November 22, 2009, 06:50:36 PM
Ok, assmonkies!

I added 50 or so quotes to the quotebox ...

Enjoy ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #410 on: November 23, 2009, 02:01:01 AM
Thanx,

Peon to the Ass Monkeys!
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #411 on: November 24, 2009, 11:08:59 PM
Bite me ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #412 on: November 26, 2009, 03:21:58 AM
Yeah Dave, if you're not busy this weekend I need my rims polished.

Over to you Mosher.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #413 on: November 26, 2009, 03:40:30 AM
...looked me up on MyLife (formerly Classmates). And I know who just from the person's age and town of residence.

Don't stalk me sweety. If you want the pork roll, just speak up.
lol @ Danzig



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #414 on: November 26, 2009, 03:03:07 PM
Yeah Dave, if you're not busy this weekend I need my rims polished.

Over to you Mosher.

Just coz I got him out of JAX one time dont mean I can perform other miracles...



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #415 on: November 26, 2009, 01:48:21 PM
To be fair, it was you AND Allie ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #416 on: November 26, 2009, 03:17:56 PM
Allie, was in St Augustine?



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #417 on: November 26, 2009, 03:52:37 PM
Her rim was, in sprit.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #418 on: November 26, 2009, 08:48:13 PM
Allie, was in St Augustine?

No, I thought you meant Cedar Key ...

I dunno what I was thinking ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #419 on: November 27, 2009, 02:16:22 AM
Allie, was in St Augustine?

No, I thought you meant Cedar Key ...

I dunno what I was thinking ...

I take no credit for that...