Future me keeps telling current me that I'll love DMT whenever I try it.

That's just the DMT talking.

Dear dirty hippies,

I've been showering daily for thirty some years now, and you can't convince me that soap is going to hurt me.

Thanks for listening,

(_)_)===D

nothing says love co-dependent alcoholism like winning a flipcup championship with your significant other by your side.

But if you have a birthday everyday you'll be really old...

EDIT: And is Lucas holding a bag of coke?

EDIT2: While Sasha takes a GRE-prep practice exam in the back?

EDIT3: You guys must have been hella panda-faced.

Recap:
4.7mm caseless > 9mm > nerf basketball fired from an 12-inch deck gun > Tim Daly > Spud gun > John Daly > nerf > Carson Daly > Rosie O'donnell

That about sums it up.

I love it!

hahahaha, nice ...

It's not over till the fat lady's cock sings.

Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?

Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock.

there is a party in my pants.

Together, or separate?

Not sure, if together you may want to reorder

Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock.

Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?

there is a party in my pants.

Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?

It only makes me laugh because I am imagining him whispering this into my ear.

SOMEone is falling down on the job, here!!!

i ALWAYS read the Quote Box, and you need to get some new stuff up there,

4 real.

How do y'all expect to attract marv-ie new posters, like ME,

without some SAGE ADVICE via a Quote Box???

Uh, huh.


(Errr, ummm, yeah, i'm STILL here ... )

The Safeway one county over doesn't count as leaving JAX Dave.

!!!

Your posts read to me the way adults speak in a Charlie Brown cartoon.

Same way as Karnov, I'd assume. By searching for treasure, working at the circus, and fighting wizards.

i like the teacgles

I'll start updating it soon ...

Ok, assmonkies!

I added 50 or so quotes to the quotebox ...

Enjoy ...

Thanx,

Peon to the Ass Monkeys!

Bite me ...

Yeah Dave, if you're not busy this weekend I need my rims polished.

Over to you Mosher.

...looked me up on MyLife (formerly Classmates). And I know who just from the person's age and town of residence.

Don't stalk me sweety. If you want the pork roll, just speak up.

lol @ Danzig

Yeah Dave, if you're not busy this weekend I need my rims polished.

Over to you Mosher.

Just coz I got him out of JAX one time dont mean I can perform other miracles...

To be fair, it was you AND Allie ...

Allie, was in St Augustine?

Her rim was, in sprit.

Allie, was in St Augustine?

No, I thought you meant Cedar Key ...

I dunno what I was thinking ...

Allie, was in St Augustine?

No, I thought you meant Cedar Key ...

I dunno what I was thinking ...

I take no credit for that...