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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.


Introducing...(Read 38241 times)
Re: Introducing... Reply #120 on: April 13, 2009, 10:05:05 PM
Shut up, child molester.
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Re: Introducing... Reply #121 on: April 13, 2009, 10:06:00 PM
I'd argue that calling me a child molester is inaccurate, since I've never molested a child.
And you know how homo-joe feels about inaccuracies!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Introducing... Reply #122 on: April 13, 2009, 10:07:24 PM
You guys are allowed in the other forums too you know.

Just sayin'.
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Re: Introducing... Reply #123 on: April 13, 2009, 10:07:54 PM
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I'd argue that calling me a child molester is inaccurate, since I've never molested a child.

Tell that to that poor kid in Panama who keeps wetting his bed



Re: Introducing... Reply #124 on: April 13, 2009, 10:25:11 PM
I'm the skinniest fucker on this board hands down.

does that mean you have the biggest weenis?

I didnt think of that, see cause geek poste.. fuck it.

YES !!!
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Re: Introducing... Reply #125 on: April 14, 2009, 01:34:38 AM
Generically, you lose about 1/3" of your penis size for every 40 lbs overweight you are, however, there's a finite limit and equation to it ...
Conversely ...
She follows the rules, and is MILFy, however, she's Canadian ...
...I'm tossed on this
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Introducing... Reply #126 on: April 14, 2009, 01:39:13 AM
...I'm tossed on this

interesting phrasology.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Introducing... Reply #127 on: April 14, 2009, 01:42:14 AM
It's why I used it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')