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Lately I seem to be developing a thing, over-burdensome carnal urges, towards slender Asian girls.  Yet I can only see this ending in my crying in a corn field as I shift with a shovel the Earth about frail xanthodermic frames rendered cold and graceless by unfortunate circumstance.


Introducing...(Read 38243 times)
Re: Introducing... Reply #120 on: April 13, 2009, 10:05:05 PM
Shut up, child molester.
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Re: Introducing... Reply #121 on: April 13, 2009, 10:06:00 PM
I'd argue that calling me a child molester is inaccurate, since I've never molested a child.
And you know how homo-joe feels about inaccuracies!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Introducing... Reply #122 on: April 13, 2009, 10:07:24 PM
You guys are allowed in the other forums too you know.

Just sayin'.
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Re: Introducing... Reply #123 on: April 13, 2009, 10:07:54 PM
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I'd argue that calling me a child molester is inaccurate, since I've never molested a child.

Tell that to that poor kid in Panama who keeps wetting his bed



Re: Introducing... Reply #124 on: April 13, 2009, 10:25:11 PM
I'm the skinniest fucker on this board hands down.

does that mean you have the biggest weenis?

I didnt think of that, see cause geek poste.. fuck it.

YES !!!
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Re: Introducing... Reply #125 on: April 14, 2009, 01:34:38 AM
Generically, you lose about 1/3" of your penis size for every 40 lbs overweight you are, however, there's a finite limit and equation to it ...
Conversely ...
She follows the rules, and is MILFy, however, she's Canadian ...
...I'm tossed on this
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Introducing... Reply #126 on: April 14, 2009, 01:39:13 AM
...I'm tossed on this

interesting phrasology.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Introducing... Reply #127 on: April 14, 2009, 01:42:14 AM
It's why I used it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')