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Quote from: 13chemicals
I went a shrink and she just told me that I was a drug addict/sex addict/alcoholic.  I don't need to pay someone $100 an hour to tell me that.  I can tell myself that for free.  FREE
Quote from: Doormouse
I have too much pride to go to a shrink. That's basically admitting defeat. I'll fix my problems through self-medication thank you very much.
Quote from: Emperor Reagan
Yeah, I can just take one of those personality disorder quizzes, diagnose myself with them all, and prescribe lots of beer.
Quote from: Lucky
And how's that working out for you?
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Horribly.  I haven't been drinking, so I am clearly incapable of following doctor's orders.

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Re: 2am phone message Reply #60 on: April 13, 2009, 09:11:54 AM
Quote from: Lothar on April 13, 2009, 04:19:03 AM
So, why haven't you turned on the ol' ENIAC and let us hear the voicemail?

Tape reels are still spinning up.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #61 on: April 13, 2009, 09:13:28 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 09:07:34 AM
"Hello this is a late night census, and I'm just trying to take a poll of who is the bigger douchebag: Luke or um... other participants of my *giggle* poll... namely Kyle or Dylan... who is a bigger douche?Luke, Dylan or Kyle?  Press one for Luke, press two for Dylan, three for Kyle and leave your name after the beep" *drunken giggle turns to loud laughter* "awww fuck..." *hangs up*

For the record, Kayne West has stepped forward as the hugest douche.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #62 on: April 13, 2009, 10:36:56 AM
Actually I'd say he was pretty cool for admitting he knows how to be an asshole.

So you're still the largest douche. And Kyle is the biggest.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #63 on: April 13, 2009, 11:35:59 AM
Kyle is a a wonderful person with many redeeming qualities. He's a swetheart, I mean.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: 2am phone message Reply #64 on: April 13, 2009, 11:42:47 AM
You know I'd never spoil a running gag without good reason but

OMG WOMAN GET YOUR LIPS OFF HIS COCK YOU'RE MAKING US ALL ILL!!!
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #65 on: April 13, 2009, 11:56:22 AM
He sent a text to me yesterday that said "Happy Res-erection Day." Isn't that cute?  :D
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:56:48 AM by tricky »
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: 2am phone message Reply #66 on: April 13, 2009, 12:08:42 PM
Ain't he just the wittiest lil fuckhead?
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #67 on: April 13, 2009, 06:00:45 PM
Quote from: eitje on April 13, 2009, 09:13:28 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 09:07:34 AM
"Hello this is a late night census, and I'm just trying to take a poll of who is the bigger douchebag: Luke or um... other participants of my *giggle* poll... namely Kyle or Dylan... who is a bigger douche?Luke, Dylan or Kyle?  Press one for Luke, press two for Dylan, three for Kyle and leave your name after the beep" *drunken giggle turns to loud laughter* "awww fuck..." *hangs up*

No, Kanye West is a gay fish ...

For the record, Kayne West has stepped forward as the hugest douche.
Quote from: tricky on April 13, 2009, 11:56:22 AM
He sent a text to me yesterday that said "Happy Res-erection Day." Isn't that cute?  :D

Odd, he sent that to me as well ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #68 on: April 14, 2009, 08:19:10 AM
And you instantly got wood...
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