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Re: 2am phone message Reply #60 on: April 13, 2009, 09:11:54 AM

Quote from: Lothar on April 13, 2009, 04:19:03 AM

So, why haven't you turned on the ol' ENIAC and let us hear the voicemail?

Tape reels are still spinning up.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #61 on: April 13, 2009, 09:13:28 AM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 09:07:34 AM

"Hello this is a late night census, and I'm just trying to take a poll of who is the bigger douchebag: Luke or um... other participants of my *giggle* poll... namely Kyle or Dylan... who is a bigger douche?Luke, Dylan or Kyle? Press one for Luke, press two for Dylan, three for Kyle and leave your name after the beep" *drunken giggle turns to loud laughter* "awww fuck..." *hangs up*

For the record, Kayne West has stepped forward as the hugest douche.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #62 on: April 13, 2009, 10:36:56 AM

Actually I'd say he was pretty cool for admitting he knows how to be an asshole.

So you're still the largest douche. And Kyle is the biggest.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #63 on: April 13, 2009, 11:35:59 AM

Kyle is a a wonderful person with many redeeming qualities. He's a swetheart, I mean.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #64 on: April 13, 2009, 11:42:47 AM

You know I'd never spoil a running gag without good reason but

OMG WOMAN GET YOUR LIPS OFF HIS COCK YOU'RE MAKING US ALL ILL!!!

« *Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 11:56:48 AM by tricky* »

He sent a text to me yesterday that said "Happy Res-erection Day." Isn't that cute?

Re: 2am phone message Reply #66 on: April 13, 2009, 12:08:42 PM

Ain't he just the wittiest lil fuckhead?

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Quote from: eitje on April 13, 2009, 09:13:28 AM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 09:07:34 AM
"Hello this is a late night census, and I'm just trying to take a poll of who is the bigger douchebag: Luke or um... other participants of my *giggle* poll... namely Kyle or Dylan... who is a bigger douche?Luke, Dylan or Kyle? Press one for Luke, press two for Dylan, three for Kyle and leave your name after the beep" *drunken giggle turns to loud laughter* "awww fuck..." *hangs up*

No, Kanye West is a gay fish ...

For the record, Kayne West has stepped forward as the hugest douche.

Quote from: tricky on April 13, 2009, 11:56:22 AM

He sent a text to me yesterday that said "Happy Res-erection Day." Isn't that cute?

Odd, he sent that to me as well ...

Re: 2am phone message Reply #68 on: April 14, 2009, 08:19:10 AM

And you instantly got wood...