oh my. i was referring to somebody else.

Yeah but my previous post was pretty fucking bad...

have lost they're way

Intentional?

yes. for once.

I like it.

Threatening to pull his dick out at every photo op that our promotions girl had "planned" and I'm not doing the prank or his reaction justice here. He's STILL pissed about, and it was over seven hours ago.

So, this is something you and your partner share, as some kind of hobby?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

CT: i'm so sad. been crying for about half an hour. god i'm so fucking emo. vomit.

Emo is crying in your sleep.

Aww it's soon to be that time of the year where women start "nesting." 

Aww it's soon to be that time of the year where women start "nesting." 

Pay attention, everyone! He's going to do his mating dance!

CT:  I just talked to Emily (the third chick), she is visiting tomorrow in the afternoon and we are gonna do a bunch of DXM on the Two Cent Bridge. 

Why can't you hang out in your mom's basement?

i thought he meant that there are so many ways to tell someone to fuck off on this site and that they have no limit.

you are just too clever!

Why can't you hang out in your mom's basement?

Because she lives in Skowhegan and it would just be silly for us to drive way up there just to hang out in her basement.  Besides, I live in a fucking basement, no need to go search for another.

I think 13chem was mistakenly assuming you ALREADY lived in your mother's basement.

When, in fact, I believe it's a grandmother's basement, right?

CT:  i cannot sleep.

More like it's the basement below lots of grandmothers.

He lives in the caretakers apartment under an old folks home.

I bet it smells great there.

Why can't you hang out in your mom's basement?

I believe your general question is completely answered at this point.

I'd live in a basement if it was free.

Aww it's soon to be that time of the year where women start "nesting." 

it is?

Hahaha, women "nest"?  That's new to me.  But of course I'll take baggy's word for it considering he is the board's resident expert on women.

I think 13chem was mistakenly assuming you ALREADY lived in your mother's basement.

When, in fact, I believe it's a grandmother's basement, right?

CT:  i cannot sleep.

Karma!

ct: if the asshole latino people downstairs don't shut off the fucking club music, i'm going to freak the fuck out on them. it's not even noon-thirty!! my goddamn lunch cost $6.30 and i can't even enjoy it without the strains of "lalalala gasoliiiina!" oozing through the floorboards of my apartment.

Uh yea.  Football is gay and boring and for posers.

Cowboys lost last night, to a shitty FG.

When the paper comes and has fucking sports garbage on the front page it goes straight into the fucking garbage can with the rubber band still intact.

Uh yea.  Football is gay and boring and for posers.

Cowboys lost last night, to a shitty FG.

When the paper comes and has fucking sports garbage on the front page it goes straight into the fucking garbage can with the rubber band still intact.

At least the coverage of sports is generally honest & objective.  Good luck with the rest of the paper.

CT:  i cannot sleep.

I had that problem last night, in that I made myself go to bed so I could get up early. I was -this- close to getting up and having another shot of whisky and another beer, maybe even another joint, but instead I made myself lie there and not move, and next thing I knew I woke up a little earlier and more pleasantly than I would have otherwise.

Hahaha, women "nest"?  That's new to me.  But of course I'll take baggy's word for it considering he is the board's resident expert on women.

ZING!

Uh yea.  Football is gay and boring and for posers.

Cowboys lost last night, to a shitty FG.

When the paper comes and has fucking sports garbage on the front page it goes straight into the fucking garbage can with the rubber band still intact.

Yeah, that'll show 'em!

"I'm not even gonna read this paper I'm paying for! IN YO FACE SOCIETY!"

It seems I'm like the polar opposite to you guys.

Wait, you're 16, live at home with no job, no rent & no chores. Your parents probably screen your friends. Of course you're polar opposites from most people here. From what I've gathered, I had the closest upbringing to what you're enjoying now.

Just don't get pregnant, most other mistakes you can recover from.

She'd actually have to get laid to accomplish that feat ...

CT:  I just talked to Emily (the third chick), she is visiting tomorrow in the afternoon and we are gonna do a bunch of DXM on the Two Cent Bridge. 

So, she IS still a drug abuser ...
Thank Joe Pesci for Guardasil, eh, Dylan?

ct: my favourite pokemon is either squirtle or meowth.

She'd actually have to get laid to accomplish that feat ...

I wasn't planning to point that out!

Yeah, you might actually have to kiss a boy for that ...
Might ...

I call currymunchers virginity !

I said I'd never bang a virgin ever again, so you can have it ...
... I, however, will be the first to bust an ass wide open; I call that!