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One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I  awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2940 on: September 23, 2009, 05:47:26 PM
Quote from: Thrash on September 23, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
I said I'd never bang a virgin ever again, so you can have it ...
... I, however, will be the first to bust an ass wide open; I call that!

Most virgins I was with seem too nervous. But then there are those who bloom into nymphomaniacs within the first five minutes. Those are the kind I like.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2009, 05:51:33 PM by Daddy »
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2941 on: September 23, 2009, 05:50:01 PM
W3rd ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2942 on: September 23, 2009, 05:54:12 PM
I am a full service guy. Sorry, it wont be avalible.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2943 on: September 23, 2009, 05:54:57 PM
Virgins aren't much fun and sometimes end up resenting you for not having turned out to be The One. Bleh.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2944 on: September 23, 2009, 06:00:15 PM
Quote from: banal on September 23, 2009, 05:42:34 PM
I call currymunchers virginity !

so you'll be a currymunchermuncher?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2945 on: September 23, 2009, 06:03:34 PM
You could still technically be a virgin even if you were a currymunchermunched.

And now I feel like a dirty old man.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2946 on: September 23, 2009, 06:05:08 PM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2947 on: September 23, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: Thrash on September 23, 2009, 05:50:01 PM
W3rd ...
Quote from: FAH-Q on September 23, 2009, 05:54:57 PM
Virgins aren't much fun and sometimes end up resenting you for not having turned out to be The One. Bleh.
Quote from: Thrash on September 23, 2009, 05:50:01 PM
W3rd ...
Quote from: banal on September 23, 2009, 05:54:12 PM
Quote from: Thrash on September 23, 2009, 05:50:01 PM
W3rd ...
I am a full service guy. Sorry, it wont be avalible.
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2948 on: September 23, 2009, 06:05:36 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2949 on: September 23, 2009, 06:39:13 PM
CT: One of two things happened with my fridge. 1) My wife mistakenly turned the controls to WARMEST instead of COLDEST. 2) The fridge just shit the bed. It helps to narrow it down that she said turned the dials a couple of days ago.

Just damn.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2950 on: September 23, 2009, 07:13:41 PM
CT: I drank way more than I should have last night. sjvvrghr
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2951 on: September 23, 2009, 10:25:34 PM
CT: coming home to a joint waiting to be lit, fridge full of beers straight from the freezer, and chicken curry ready to be eaten more than makes up for me having to wait a few minutes for the chick-flick to finish before we can watch American History X.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2952 on: September 23, 2009, 11:04:58 PM
 Ah, American History X, the world's most over-rated after-school special.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2953 on: September 23, 2009, 11:16:11 PM
Do you hate everything?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2954 on: September 23, 2009, 11:32:40 PM
No, but American History X? More like American Hamfist X.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2955 on: September 23, 2009, 11:33:06 PM
CT: Going out drinking in Kabukicho with a group of pro rugby players tonight. This will be interesting
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2956 on: September 23, 2009, 11:36:05 PM
HEY. I know that place!

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2957 on: September 23, 2009, 11:56:40 PM
Hey, I know what rugby is ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2958 on: September 24, 2009, 12:32:30 AM
Hey, I know where Asia is!
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2959 on: September 24, 2009, 12:33:16 AM
Hey, I fucked Asia!!!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2960 on: September 24, 2009, 12:39:16 AM
You fucked Asia Carerra and got Syph.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2961 on: September 24, 2009, 12:43:52 AM
Syph is at least curable ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2962 on: September 24, 2009, 12:45:21 AM
Burn.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2963 on: September 24, 2009, 12:51:20 AM
I wouldn't mind meeting some foxy rugby players, keep them in the rolodex for me Nick.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2964 on: September 24, 2009, 01:21:52 AM
sure, one of them I went to school with and I just found out he's been here for years. Great bunch
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2965 on: September 24, 2009, 01:52:24 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on September 24, 2009, 12:51:20 AM
I wouldn't mind meeting some foxy rugby players, keep them in the rolodex for me Nick.

seconded
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2966 on: September 24, 2009, 01:59:16 AM
Quote from: Wozzeck on September 23, 2009, 11:32:40 PM
No, but American History X? More like American Hamfist X.

See thread in Entertainment...
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2967 on: September 24, 2009, 02:36:06 AM
CT: I want to buy a scalectrix.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2968 on: September 24, 2009, 02:53:12 AM
CT: I got laaaaaaaaaaaaaid.  And it was awesome.  I'm happy. 
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2969 on: September 24, 2009, 06:14:49 AM
I was happy for you the first two times you posted this information.  Now that I've read it three times, I'm bored. 
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