CT:  Soon, Mosher will be in Austin!

Sorry, I blame the DXM.  I thought I had to post it in every forum.

ct: today's breakfast (that i just inhaled) consisted of sliced tomato and avocado on hearty multigrain toast with soy butter and fresh cracked s&p

ct#2: danzig got laid last night and i didn't. fml.

ct#2: danzig got laid last night and i didn't. fml.

ROFLCOPTER

ct: today's breakfast (that i just inhaled) consisted of sliced tomato and avocado on hearty multigrain toast with soy butter and fresh cracked s&p

 Fuck you for making a man even think about what eating something so terrible is like.

Tomatoes = repulsive.

Avocado = flavorless gelatin

multigrain = sand + cardboard

soy = gymsock

salt and pepper = the one thing you did right

What you are basically telling us is that you made the world's worst fucking salad, and then had the audacity to scoot a piece of the world's worst bread underneath its ass, thus magnifying your error.


Here is what I had for breakfast:

 One egg and a little bit of milk, whipped and beaten like Jesus before the crucifixion, tossed into a pan already occupied by a small amount of frying deviled ham, scrambled together thoroughly never allowing any to brown or settle. After about a minute, everything is cooked to a light, yellow fluffiness, which is then crammed into half a piece of pita bread.

 And then, it is fucking delicious. You know this because you have eaten it. You have eaten it because your body fucking told you to.

Please continue. The violent right-wing diet has given me a chubby where Viagra failed me...

breakfast: I had some TJ's pomegranite and berry clusters & flakes cereal with soy milk and some coffee with hazelnut creamer.

between breakfast and lunch: i had a piece of cheese and some salami because i was hungry still.

lunch:  i just had a field greens salad with tomato, kidney beans, olives, artichoke hearts, and Italian dressing. and an "Izze sparkling clementine" soda.

so. gay.

real CT: why is there always one "guest" looking at some random-ass old thread? weird.

CT: I want to buy a scalectrix.

haha, awesome! We have some somewhere in the house, unless its been sold or thrown away. Twas a figure of 8 one.

Slot cars. S-L-O-T C-A-R-S.

tits

I typed Scalectrix 'cause I want Scalectirx. I had 20 feet of track when I was a kid. I miss it.

CT: I orchestrated and snuck a (free) piano into the house as a gift for Detroit to compose at when we build his new studio. He had no idea and was pretty surprised when he came home today and I told him to go clean up the garage (and there it was!)

As a side note, he's been wanting his own piano since I met him a year ago.

 I shake my fist at your domestic bliss.

Avocado = flavorless gelatin

I'm not sure what kind of av's you get, but I would hardly classify them as you have done.

Everything else - I agree.

Go buy some decent vegetables. Tomatoes at the end of summer should taste awesome, and av's are great.



For breakfast I had a slice of toast, with butter and Manuka honey. The toast was made overnight in our bread-maker... buying that thing was the best investment I've made in ages.

can you make gluten free bread in it?

i suppose you could.

Guess so, if the cooking time and process is the same as normal bread. You just pop in the ingredients and hit go.
When you get here and eat Japanese you'll understand my love for this machine.

CT: ZOMG,  lg tour of Japan starts in 5 weeks

I wish I had three arms sometimes.

I wish I had three arms sometimes.

You've only got one dick, what would you use the other two for?

To fend off an attack of the clones.

just hit the off button

CT: My face still fucking hurts.

CT - our developers suck. It's time to brush off Kernighan and Richie

Nancy Kerrigan and Lionel Ritchie?

if only

that would be a horse face party

Nancy Kerrigan and Lionel Ritchie?

I think he meant Sarah Kerrigan, and then he misspelled RAYNOR.

CT: I took the day off to wait on my new fridge to be delivered. It won't be delivered until tomorrow. arg.