Yes, A dick did hit in the face.

CT-  I'm making ribs today! 

CT: I like being up early in the morning. No one in my neighborhood is stirring, nor even in my house save for me. It makes me wonder if this is what post-Rapture will be like. There's no way I'm being called up.

I love going to town when everything is opening up in the morning and there's not so many people there.


...but I also love being able to sleep late on the weekends.

CT: I want to go to sleep, FUCK !.

Shots of whiskey.
If that fails, 1 joint.

Not a good idea right now. See this thread

Illness, eh? In that case go for Chamomile maybe?
Good on you for sticking your neck out, by the way. I'm much more wary of "getting involved."

No, not due to illness.

Because of the blows to the head. I feel I am almost statistically safe to sleep. I have been checking my balance, vision, memory, coordination and memory, every 15 mins. Along with my bp and temp every 30.

Oh I see. Have you been to the doctor yet?

Nope. I might go tomorrow.

You should get someone to check up on you if you have to go to sleep. That shit's scary.
One of my coworkers in 2004 slipped and fell on ice in his driveway when his wife was out of town for the weekend. He didn't remember anything, but his wife got back after three days away to find him in bed covered in blood. She got him to the hospital where he was revived, but the guy had fallen three days earlier and had apparently been in a coma the whole time.

Yep. Concussions are fucking scary.

<---never been concussed

I hit one of my exboyfriends up side the head with an empty bottle of red wine which gave him a concussion.  I think I should just wear a shirt that says, "I apologize in advance for anything I have done or will do to you."

I got karate kicked in the face when I was about 10. Friend and I were playing Karate warriors or something, and he was standing on his bed one side of the room and I was standing on his brother's bed on the other side. We both jumped up and then bounced toward each other in the air. He got a lot better air than I did and his outstretched foot hit me right in my eye socket area. Oh my. I fell down and remember my face hurting really, really badly and then I don't remember a couple of hour time span, and then I remember eating dinner with his folks while my now non-functioning tear-duct dripped automatic tears out the one eye. Dunno if it was a concussion but it fucked me up.

One of two times I had an awesome black eye.

Hey nerd, I'm gonna give you a black eye if you don't write this paper for me.

I think I should just wear a shirt that says, "I apologize in advance for anything I have done or will do to you."

I'll pay for it, and consider it a public service.

Hey nerd, I'm gonna give you a black eye if you don't write this paper for me.

http://www.gogetessays.com/

Hah. I once had a moral dilemma about these sites in undergrad. I had to write a paper about something uncommon/rare - I completely forget what it was about - but the only place I could find any sources online was from this "buy an essay" website. I think it was called cheathouse.com or some such thing. I considered buying the essay for research purposes, but since they didn't give the actual author's original name I'd have had to cite to cheathouse.com, and I knew that wouldn't look too good in a paper.
I ended up not buying it.

You could of cited Maximo Migliari, the owner of the company that owns the site.

ct: i had 50 free texts to use up in 4 days. i think i used up 10. if that..
it kinda sucked when it hit me that i have no one here to talk to.

Text me.  I text about 5000 texts a month.

i don't think it is free for overseas.

I get 500/month ...

I text like a mofo. Worked in sales for three years at T-Mobile, and they forgot to take me off the employee plan when I quit. 25 bucks for 2500 mins unlimited text and internet. Yay me.

also...

I hit one of my exboyfriends up side the head with an empty bottle of red wine which gave him a concussion.  I think I should just wear a shirt that says, "I apologize in advance for anything I have done or will do to you."

Wow, you sound like a keeper... No. Ill chip in on that shirt, eitje, I think it may be a good tax write off.

Mosh, 13chemicals, eitje, bagman meetup was fun! Fucking work crashed it for Sasha and I. But Sash, if you are serious about calling in sick, I'll call in sick tomorrow too.

You idiot.  Why didn't you text that to me two hours ago?  I just got to work and I'm already feeling hungoverish.

Asking Kyle a 'why' question -3 points.

Oops. Good question. I guess mainly because I didn't think you were serious. I could and am still thinking about calling in at 5am tomorrow and leaving a voicemail/e-mail for the boss saying I was up all night with the runs. That way I don't have to try and fake a "sick voice."

But man I had an awesome two hour nape after posting that.

napes are great