I can rub one out while reading posts about rubbing one out. . . .

I usually do

and i thought you guys were straight, my bad...?

I picked up a MacBook Air today. I normally don't go in for buying new tech but this machine is sexy.

I dropped a MacBook Air in to be fixed today. That were quick.

Whilst I agree that sucks I'd be lying if I said that didn't make me laugh. How did it break?

It won't start or stay on unless connected to the mains. I think I'll chip in the extra and extend the warranty on this guy.

Sometimes I rub one out thinking about several of your wives. All at once...

Especially mine ...
hahahahaha!

I can rub one out while reading posts about rubbing one out. . . .

Yeah, but you can't even see your dick...

And Dave, you're goddam right, I rub one out to her at least once a week, so tell her she better not move back North like she threatened to on FB.

Also I am still in Miami, hate this fucking place because I'm not Cuban (Libertad my freckled ass), Fishing is good, women are hot, bought a POS motorhome to live in, no WIFI and the Burger King down the street is not only full of crackheads it seems to be the local pickup spot for aging gay men. GTFO...

Okay... First thing I thought of was after reading the above was 'Yeah, where is Dylan these days ?'.

CT: I got into Nottingham university...! yaay!

And Dave, you're goddam right, I rub one out to her at least once a week, so tell her she better not move back North like she threatened to on FB.

Then you should be all set with the last few pics she sent you the other day!

The other day? You mean the pics you sent me in June?

I'm in KL, it's hot, humid, and people here get the fuck outta my way... weird.

The other day? You mean the pics you sent me in June?

No, she sent you pics the other night ...
... you didn't get 'em?

My number changed in May, dude. The Chicago area code.

Text me with it ...
That explains why we can never get a hold of your ass ...

Maybe if you stopped concerning yourself with my ass, you'd have fixed loaded gun in March...

Text me with it ...
That explains why we can never get a hold of your ass ...

Who's we, suckah?

I ain't we adipose, and don't give a lipid.

Just posting for the fuck of it

Tokyo is a grind, I'm off to the beach to gets wasted

I hate when people are passive aggressive.

I like being laid back.  I can do aggression, if necessary.  I hate dealing with passive aggressive. 

I dont do passive aggressive... I do straight out aggressive, but you really have to push me a long, long way to get there.

Text me with it ...
That explains why we can never get a hold of your ass ...

Who's we, suckah?

Melissa and myself, nigga!

I do straight out aggressive, but you really have to push me a long, long way to get there.

Ditto.

I do straight out aggressive, but you really have to push me a long, long way to get there.

Ditto.

Afraid I have to agree, sometimes more aggressive than is really indicated.

I've been known to fire off a half dozen rounds for no reason at all.
Stranger lurking around, I give em shit.

Text me with it ...
That explains why we can never get a hold of your ass ...

Who's we, suckah?

Melissa and myself, nigga!

Incorrect. The correct answer is Smith, Wesson and me.

Explain to me why I should give half a crap about your aggression...

Text me with it ...
That explains why we can never get a hold of your ass ...

Who's we, suckah?

Melissa and myself, nigga!

Incorrect. The correct answer is Smith, Wesson and me.

Dammit!
... I ALWAYS get that question wrong!

CT: bbq tomorrow! w00t!

CT: Trivia tonight!