mehhhh.

Well balanced.

Packs at 22 to 14 so far. This is a nice switch- the while first half and part of the second half they were really struggling. Go Pack Go. Er, whatever you scream while pilling your beer on the dude in front of you in the stands.

I might be changing jobs for the first time in 7 years. Will update in a couple of days once this is sorted. Stressful.

I find it interesting that my previous post is written in a way that would depict myself watching a football game while getting drunk....... But

Typos are my thing just like dyslexia.

Hey, after all these years, the man finally drew up a schedule ...

didn't leave job - changing what I do at the same company. Excited.

Congrats ...
How's the wife and kid?

Wtf is a Headbangin' Emo  and why don't I have one. Or the other. Preferrably Emo,  since I'm the slice&dice queen.

What happens if I click on one of those things?- does something explode?

Hahahaha

It was way better when it was cool points/asshole points.

Ah. It's a point system. That being said, I'd like to sharpen the point on my favorite chef's knife and slide it between this douche-bag's finger nails and nail-bed skin. then I'd like to take it to his  scrotum and gently separate the skin from the testicles. I'll probably give him a drink or two of water since dehydration is terrible and no one deserves to feel neglected. Then I'd like to carve all the nasty things he says to me (and to his one friend) into the skin on his arms, legs, torso, ass, and face. That would pretty much cover enough skin to allow a nice, even display of crimson droplets to shower the living room carpet,  but not too much. Then I can sit and watch this rain and watch him squirm, and maybe come up with some poignant poetry.

CT: The raspberry vinaigrette I made turned out delicious.

I. Got. One. Headbang. Point. Hell. Yeah. I have to go rinse the black dye out of my hair and put on blood red eye liner because I'm SO excited.


(Really now that I know what that shit is, I *am* pretty excited.)

By the Goddess you are one sexy, sexy bitch...

Congrats ...
How's the wife and kid?

Sleeping right now. Life is great.

By the Goddess you are one sexy, sexy bitch...

Hey, Nick ...
Luna thinks you're "one sexy, sexy bitch" ...
(Maybe Zoomie does too; who knows?)

It was way better when it was cool points/asshole points.

Blame Mosh ...

yeah, yeah, blame me...

fuck you all.

I like them how they are. 

Being a huge Emo feels better than being a huge asshole. I think im the only active who is behind in the points.

well you did make a thread about hating life and wanting to die etc...

Hey, Nick ...
Luna thinks you're "one sexy, sexy bitch" ...
(Maybe Zoomie does too; who knows?)

ego rising... coo'

I will neither confirm nor deny any feelings toward the Gentle Man, if any such feelings do, in fact, exist. I do however, have vivid dreams of Ms. Luna straddling me and pricking her nipples with a piercing needle, then dripping blood onto my waiting tongue... on a crowded cross-Pacific flight at 40,000 feet... in first class... seated next to Donald Trump... Virgin Airways, ironically...

And you all thought Taiko had odd dreams...

I wrote a story exactly like that. The only difference is, I collected all of the details from all of the poetry I've written in the last twelve years and added some sauce to the story with them. Specifically; how the air pressure made my head spin just slightly, the way the passenger seated in front of you kept laying his seat back and forcing me into a deeply gratifying grind into your lap, how, earlier in the flight, you enjoyed a Presidente but I declined the Virgin Airway's esteemed champagne, and that Donald Trump had, at his side, a curvy young brunette whose breasts were pouring out of the Steve Jobs t-shirt she wore- that she had snipped into a tank top. Oh, and that you spanked me on the way down the aisle to our seat.

And for the record, I do think underclass is a sexy, sexy bitch. And so is Dave, and Ian, and (insert Your name here).

Wow; do I feel special!

I made rice pudding ... I shared a few spoonfuls with the stray cats.


Stray Cat Strut by The Stray Cats

I don't feel very evil today.

I love all stray cats, even Those ones^

The radio just asked me, "Isn't it time you gave back to your colon?"

Was that an invitation?

that's a rhetorical question

"Isn't it time you gave back to your colon?" is Surely a line Dave has used before....

Was that an invitation?

Of course, but only for you ...

that's a rhetorical question

Aren't all questions rhetoric, if even for just a moment?