my favorite is the ancient asteroid one.

noooo!

I like the one at the end....the church likes the "first kind" better. We know, dude.

This thread is way too long.

Yeah, could have been ordered more linear but yeah pretty funny.

theyre funny but I want to know why everyone is replying so late. asteroid decided he would hit up earth on that day and 65 million years later the dinosaurs and cockroach reply.

The first one's really funny ...

Tyranasaurus Rex: Noooooooo
Earth: FML
CockRoach]Whatevs!

hahahaha ....

Those facebook jonxes are fizunnah!

Dont even pretend like you didnt giggle your short ass off at them.

2am Wednesday 9/22



Please keep in mind: I had just smoked like a whole hookah to my face at a smoke bar, after getting smashed on a lot of very expensive red wine at a schmancy restaurant, and decided to finish the night with some cheap sauv b at Paulo's house. I'm groping my guy friend's leg in all the photos, unfortunately, but he is a pediatric heart surgeon so that makes it all okay. Just like how the friend on my left is a prof. at Brown, so I feel better about going out and getting absolutely smashed when it's with her and not some random dumb schmoe from my arsenal of friends. I'm wearing my new Guess jeans that make my ass look smashing.

Vicarious.

omG Omg OMG OMG OMG OMG!  Luke and I may be going on a trip soon. 

Come to Providence! I know lots of single male doctors for you and some single waitresses for Luke.

I just want random hot sluts ...

I am sooo supposed to be doing homework right now.





Alright, I'm doing it for real now!

See, these pics make you look friendly.

He's got your eyes..... and hairline.

Hey, I'm a friendly guy.

They're both girls though! The little one's still working on growing her hair. She got lucky with getting my eyes, but we'll have to see if they stay that way. Her sister's eyes used to be blue too.

They're both girls!

lol

Man, I got three girls and one boy. God's teaching me a lesson.

Dont even pretend like you didnt giggle your short ass off at them.

I loled at them.

Sorry about that

/agent86

No problem, it's kind of hard to tell the sex of a one year old child without hair based on their face.

dick-man, what are you studying?

I'm taking courses at a local community college for an associates in "Computer Information Systems" with an objective of transferring to a four year school for a Computer Science degree.

I was afraid of the math (because I always hated math) but it turns out that if you just pay a little attention in class and do the homework math is easy as shit, and tons of fun! I'm having so much fun at school that the thought of getting a BS and going back to work at some regular job really sucks. Now my dream is to get a PHD from some kick ass school like MIT and get a bad ass job in research or academia.

Anyway, at the moment I'm loaded up on bullshit courses... Macroeconomics, Sociology, Composition, and Algebra. I couldn't take any programming courses until I got the Algebra course out of the way, and I want to get through school as fast as possible so I decided to just get all the electives out of the way since I couldn't do anything else anyway.

No problem, it's kind of hard to tell the sex of a one year old child without hair based on their face.

Man, seriously. I never understand when people get all pissy when folks mistake the gender of their child. Other than hair and/or how they've been dressed, kids often could be either gender up till almost puberty.

That said, having been a kid who could've passed for a little girl a lot of my early life, and having had a sister who always dressed in "boys clothes", I can understand the kids themselves being pissed off at people making the mistake.

After this statement  ...

Hey, I'm a friendly guy.

... is where Kyle needed to drop the pics of you wrestling in your underwear on your birthday

Hey, that's friendly activity.

Extra-friendly!

I assume it depends on how much grease is invloved.

Anyway, at the moment I'm loaded up on bullshit courses... Macroeconomics, Sociology, Composition, and Algebra.

I took an accounting course at a TAFE one time.... the only subjects I found interesting were the Macroeconomics and Law components. I never finished, because accounting was boring as batshit.

I assume it depends on how much grease is invloved.

That's just sick.

Anyway, at the moment I'm loaded up on bullshit courses... Macroeconomics, Sociology, Composition, and Algebra.

I took an accounting course at a TAFE one time.... the only subjects I found interesting were the Macroeconomics and Law components. I never finished, because accounting was boring as batshit.

Accounting is one of the bullshit courses I still have to take. LAME.