When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
Man, you know how to freak black people out? Play Rammstein. They hate that shit about as much as I hate R&B or Jazz.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Baby in pram hit by train - survives uninjured.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!