By "the beard is gone" you mean you kicked your old lady to the curb and are now openly gay, right?
Man, you know how to freak black people out? Play Rammstein. They hate that shit about as much as I hate R&B or Jazz.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Baby in pram hit by train - survives uninjured.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!