You're ornamented with fagoting.

Yer a cigarette!

Bundle of sticks you idiot.

Ornamented or not, I stole your prize!

Ornamented or not, I stole your prize!

answer my text, faggot.

Awwww, why not just ask me here?
Heh ....

days off have their losses. for example:

-approx. $200 spent in grocery money in a 48 hour period, because buying food/house stuff is better than buying clothing/make-up (in my fucked up shop-a-holic brain)
-since they are "days off", where weed smoking occurs more frequently than not, no real housework was done aside from putting up new curtains in the living room (and damn if i didn't put up and take down a few different sets of window panels multiple times because i just couldn't decide what i would hate the least)
-i gave exactly 3 blowjobs in the last 24 hours, mainly because i have my period (actually, i did it mostly because i enjoy it). the loss occurs in this given situation because i did not succeed in reaching orgasm until today around 3pm, menses finally over--thank christ-- while i was in the shower, with my vibrator, begging myself to stop.

I can't believe I didn't kidnap you years ago...

I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.

HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.

Mary had very little to do with that situation, and no contact with my junk.
The Persian, however, attempted multiple contacts.
This resulted in her being lifted bodily into the air until she was conversational again.
Which generally worked as a tactic.  I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.

-i gave exactly 3 blowjobs in the last 24 hours, mainly because i have my period (actually, i did it mostly because i enjoy it). the loss occurs in this given situation because i did not succeed in reaching orgasm until today around 3pm, menses finally over--thank christ-- while i was in the shower, with my vibrator, begging myself to stop.

Try some period sex, it's not THAT bad...

Yes, it fucking is.

No, no it's not.

No, no it's not.

You guys are fucking sick.  I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

Period sex = no licking clit. I have never met a girl who wanted me to go down there durring her period. I'm sure they are out there, I've just been lucky.

You guys are fucking sick.  I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

i got the depo shot once and bled for 5 straight months. i wouldn't have sex because i was bleeding. i got so desperate that i was crying all the time. dave didn't think twice, we had loads of sex. i still hate period sex, though. like, really hate it. but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

I'll cross the red sea with a condom on.

one thing i can't stand is someone who's not freshly washed. i was about to get down with this girlfriend and the smell was terrible. i had to subtly try to get her to the shower. i swear, that taste never goes away and the smell stains your nostrils. BLECH.

wtf, you guys it's just blood. i mean... you CAME FROM THERE you know. if it bothers you so much then do it in the shower.

besides, the way i roll there's gonna be blood whether i'm ragging or not.

if you're not limping you're doing it wrong.

Your new av also scares me KC. You suck at the avatars.

im notdone with the creepies. wait till i pull out the guy me. and the baby me. BWAHAHAHAHA. my husband gets the heebie jeebies.

im notdone with the creepies. wait till i pull out the guy me. and the baby me. BWAHAHAHAHA. my husband gets the heebie jeebies.

I actually went onto HF and looked through your album to see if they were there, couldn't find 'em.

i think they're just on my computer now. too bulky an album.

I loved being fucked while on the rag. Love getting dirty like that. Plus, it works wonders for cramps.

i don't like the cleanup.

I just end up fucking again in the shower afterwards.

I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

Well who wouldn't???

I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

Well who wouldn't???

*raises hand*

i find that while i can pee on someone, i'm a bit averse to ingesting urine.

Sometimes...

Sometimes I feel like I don't even know you...