God, it's just blood.

God, it's just blood.

But.. but bleach works well with everything.

it doesn't work well with colorful clothes!

You fuck with your clothes on?

sometimes that's fun.

this is Truth. especially with your shoes still on.

You fuck with your clothes on?

Not just any clothes, colourful clothes.

this morning after coffee and toast, i was getting ready to leave and start my day, my boyfriend working away on his laptop... i was finishing up the morning dishes, dressed in a little summer miniskirt and tank top, sunglasses on and ready to go...

he comes up behind me while we were small-talking about our day ahead, and shuts me up with his fingers rubbing my pussy through my panties, bends me over the kitchen counter, flips up my skirt, pulls my little green polka dot panties down, and fucks me right there. he finishes by turning me around and pushing me to my knees so he can watch me swallow his cum and touch myself to cum with him. an excellent start to another great day off.

today for lunch i'm making a grapefruit, orange and avocado salad, on a bed of organic baby spinach, with a homemade lemon-pepper vinaigrette. oh baby.

oh ok

Katie should start the sex version of twitter. It would be called fucker.

Fucker: eating toast while getting reamed by bf in kitchen.

2 minutes later:

Fucker: now swallowing cum. what a nutricious breakfast.

Protein, right?

Hmmmm ....
I wonder ....

If cum was good for you they would put it in beer.

Well, yes, that too ...

Katie should start the sex version of twitter. It would be called fucker.

Awwww...

clitter.com is already taken...
so it twatter.com...  :'(

fookher.com is open

Hmmmm ...

 i probably read too much literotica.com.

i love that website too!

also me. haven't been there in a while, though.

Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?

Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?

You have to know your target market.

Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?

i like to alternate between porn and erotica. sometimes my imagination (you know, thinking about bagman's penis).

If I wasnt so desensitised, I'd have gone "ewwww" at that last statement.

Now, I only go "meh"...

Why read it when we have things like redtube these days?

For the most part, that is true.....but stories are great for the uber-kinky specific fetishes that one may have.

If I wasnt so desensitised

Circumcised, huh?

If I wasnt so desensitised

Circumcised, huh?

I am cut. But that's not what I meant...

You guys are fucking sick.  I'd rather drink a girls pee than see her menstrual blood all over my cock.

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