You believe.

If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.

how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.

Indian. She's indian. And young. I guessing now she had typical Indian parents.

You believe.

If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.

how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.

And would that by any chance be a snipe at Bagman?

You believe.

If I've never been out with anyone; I can't have been cheated on.

how old are you?
because that sounds like a pretty dull existence, if you're too far into your (for example) 20s.

And would that by any chance be a snipe at Bagman?

It wasn't but, holy hell, you've just moved into the #1 favorite spot on my "HF" list!
AWESOME.

I'm wondering about her age, too. Old enough to remember when that Genesis song came out? I'm guessing not.

hahahahahahaha.... o man... ummm, you could of fathered her.

hahahahahahaha.... o man... ummm, you could of fathered her.

What? Fah-q couldn't, unless the age in his profile is wrong.

The age is correct. So how old would I have to have been to have fathered someone aged N/A?

Have.

The age is correct. So how old would I have to have been to have fathered someone aged N/A?

Have.

At least 29/30 now I'd say. I've never heard of parents younger than that.

So you're 14ish?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

No, 16.

Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air elements.  As a measurement, it must be a number.

There are many different kinds of numbers - natural, real, complex...

So, the first way we could get an "N/A" age would be for someone to have an age that is defined as a complex number ( 16 + 5i ).

Now, assuming the age is a real number, it could also be microscopically small, such that the value is not applicable.  An age shorter than the planck time (~5.4x 10^-44 sec) would allow for that.

And finally, assuming that the age is a real number that is larger than a unit of planck time, the only other option I can see (without getting into calculus) would be for the age to be a fraction with a denominator of 0.  However, I think that would imply that the unit of time used to measure her age would be unrepresentable within our coordinate space.


so, long story short:  she could be a figment of your imagination, that's the only way.

...have to have...
Have.

marvelous!  *clap clap clap*

Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air.

.. So professional swimmers are younger than the rest of us?

Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.

Even if its by accident.

still sad that i missed the picture of that!

Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.

pfft.. A few hours every month isn't going to make a big difference.

Professional? What about us amateurs? And people who just like being in the water. Even if its by accident.

pfft.. A few hours every month isn't going to make a big difference.

When you get to be Zoomie's age, a few hours every month can mean a lot!!

Zing! 

How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?

How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?

I bet he was!

Yes, he was. Just not into anybody. Not for another 2 years after that!

How does Sakhi know Fah wasent blowing loads at 12 ?

You underestimate my pre-natal stalking skills.

Sorted : Fah-Q COULD of fathered Sakhi.

Sorted : Fah-Q COULD of fathered Sakhi.

I didn't realise it was physically possible to have children at 12.

You do now. 4 years too late.

Phil Collins is fucking creepy.

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

Age is a measurement of how long someone has been exposed to the air.

.. So professional swimmers are younger than the rest of us?

They're certainly younger than me.

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like, "Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

Related note: the pitcher on my baseball team got it done or the first time when he was 9. You will all visit his restaurant in November to pay homage and eat okonomiyaki.

I'm gonna be like,"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? Tell me more about THAT."

or:
"Hi my name is Brook. Nice to meet you. So you lost your virginity at 9? wanna demonstrate your technique on me?"