should i be insulted because some guy in Australia who has never seen me in real life thinks I'm unattractive?

Should you feel good that a person from the Southeast who's never seen you in real life thinks you're cute? It's just the Internet.

You should be insulted by your post Brook. I am allowed to consider you to be physically undesirable. Given I have been nothing but nice or indifferent with you,...you know what, fuck it.

Aww, you spelt everything right.

=P

Yes, I did spell everything correctly.

I have hope. I have hope for a brighter tomorrow. I have hope that the economy will improve and real estate values will stabilize and war will end and brothers and sisters all over the world will learn to live together in harmony. But above all else I have hope that we finally pushed that crazy bitch over the edge and she won't come back.

But I know better.

OTOH:

CST: going on 1 week of no sex. havent jerked off either. not getting cock anymore is going to kind of suck.

You've already said I can fuck you 2x/wk ...
When are we starting this?

Wouldn't she have to give a vigorous handshake to get to know the growers?

This is exactly what goes down.  I always manage to have hot makeout sessions with boys which allows for them to get a raging boner.  If said boner is not up to my size requirements, then I say I have to go home or I have cramps or some lame ass excuse.  Then the next day and the day after that the guy calls, *the ones with the small penis*, and I just grimace at the text or missed call.  I do not ever call them back, but I never do allude as to why I blew them off.  Those guys then turn into friends.  The guys with the huge dongs turn into flavors of the week/month/boyfriend.  You can't beat the system boys, it is unbeatable.

We can only hope to be exploited by it.

Knowing that I stand no chance of getting my dick wet I am totally OK with some tongue, some groping, and an early night with time to pick up a hooker.

I may stand a fighting chance.

Let's all just get naked and make each others' genitals swell until we can decide on our worth as human beings.

 

Then the next day and the day after that the guy calls, *the ones with the small penis*, and I just grimace at the text or missed call.  I do not ever call them back, but I never do allude as to why I blew them off.

You are such a whore. But I completely understand.

If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.

Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...

Let me spell it all out for you. "Blowing a load"

Too late, Kyle; the joke wrote itself ....

Wouldn't she have to give a vigorous handshake to get to know the growers?

This is exactly what goes down.  I always manage to have hot makeout sessions with boys which allows for them to get a raging boner.  If said boner is not up to my size requirements, then I say I have to go home or I have cramps or some lame ass excuse.  Then the next day and the day after that the guy calls, *the ones with the small penis*, and I just grimace at the text or missed call.  I do not ever call them back, but I never do allude as to why I blew them off.  Those guys then turn into friends.  The guys with the huge dongs turn into flavors of the week/month/boyfriend.  You can't beat the system boys, it is unbeatable.

This makes sense ...
Thanks for elaborating ....

OTOH: I was told be my current girl that, although she LOVES anal, I'm too big for her ...
Sasha, we need to talk about that ...

I think that since it's a "new relationship", it's her way of "holding out" at least something ...

I mean, you can't tell me "I can cum in 2 seconds from good anal" and then tell me "I don't think I can handle you" ...

Your thoughts?

I think the way to getting to put the tip in, at least, for two seconds is alcohol or some really good pot.  Also, what is considered too big for anal?  I know that it hurts at first a little bit if the guy is really big but you just work it out and then it feels so good it makes the girl come in two seconds.  Young sexy boy called me today asking me if he could hang out later and I told him that I was working.  Then he asked me what time I got off of work, and when I said seven, he told me to come over for some hot morning sex.  Sexcellent. 

My ex-fiance, (the one I tried to kill), called me yesterday telling me that he broke up with the chick he dated for the last two years.  Like I give a shit.  He asked me if I wanted to have a kid with him.  What the shit is that?!

Longing for what wasn't his freshly made ex.

I guess.  He said, "when we broke up I drove by your house every day missing you, when she left I couldn't wait until she had all of her shit packed."  Charming?

I agree; she's just holding out the last "barter chip" she has ....

CST-  I'm going to pull a hat trick this morning.  Indeed.

What, gonna diddle the bean twice in a row?

i thought hat trick implied three of something.

What, gonna diddle the bean thrice in a row?

Edited for Princess Kate, protectorate of all that is perfection.

Hat trick = oral, vaginal, and anal?

How does she go from "I'm at work; can't get laid" to "hat trick"?
I'm assuming it's 3 different guys ...

It could just be 3 different times ...

Ok, now I'm confused ....

Then again, there's Daddy's theory ...

I say the security guards finally talked her into a BBC airtight.

What, gonna diddle the bean thrice in a row?

Edited for Princess Kate, protectorate of all that is perfection.

it's katie, actually.

i pointed out your incorrect use of what i deem to be a commonly understood term. oh my god! i am such an asshole because you said something dumb.

I don't think I called you an asshole. You corrected me and I credited you. You only act like such a bitch because it gets your ass beat and you like it.

you know, that might be it!

cst: friday night my boyfriend went to dinner with his boss, as he was in the city for business. i was there for hotel sex and city fun. so i went out with a girlfriend of mine who lives in boston and got back to the hotel a little after 1am. boyfriend woke up upon my arrival. i brushed my teeth, and slipped out of my clothes save my bra. without a word, i went to the bed and kissed and licked his cock hard. then i climbed on top, reverse cowgirl, and rode him for what must have been like 45 minutes... he spanked me a little, and he talked so dirty to me i was blushing all of yesterday. he grabbed onto my hips really hard like i like him to and forced me to fuck him at the pace he wanted.  i came about a thousand times on top of him. i do love the hotel sex. there's nothing like being ravaged (or doing some ravaging) and not having to clean up or wash your own sheets that smell of sex and naughtiness.

that's two boston hotel experiences so far this month. life is so good.

I need another one of those ...