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all this talk of people inside other people.. it's making me moist.


Current SEX thoughts(Read 498646 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1500 on: September 27, 2009, 05:19:12 PM
Another boyfriend who takes you to hotels for hot hotel sex?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1501 on: September 27, 2009, 05:47:13 PM
Yes, Si; you game?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1502 on: September 27, 2009, 05:50:16 PM
Sorry, I'm washing my hair.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1503 on: September 27, 2009, 06:48:28 PM
Poor Dave. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1504 on: September 27, 2009, 07:58:18 PM
A bitch; I'll never be ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1505 on: September 28, 2009, 11:34:44 AM
my throat hurts from getting a good deep dicking last night.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1506 on: September 28, 2009, 12:15:00 PM
That is hot.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1507 on: September 29, 2009, 12:35:51 AM
my throat hurts from getting a good deep dicking last night.

From the screams of ecstasy or the throat poking?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1508 on: September 29, 2009, 02:06:55 AM
A hat trick is three guys in one day, FYI.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1509 on: September 29, 2009, 02:08:32 AM
or three girls in one nightclub
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1510 on: September 29, 2009, 02:20:21 AM
It works on so many levels.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1511 on: September 29, 2009, 03:56:47 AM
*points to self*

See; I TOLD YOU!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1512 on: September 29, 2009, 06:42:35 AM
wow. 3 guys in one day. *bows down to Dave*
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1513 on: September 29, 2009, 10:50:14 AM
Man, seriously.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1514 on: September 29, 2009, 06:08:25 PM
I think it takes a special kind of man to be able to pull off a hat trick.  A morning noon and night type of fellow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1515 on: September 30, 2009, 05:07:15 AM
I could do it with ease, I might add ...

(I know, Luke; "I could do it with Anal-Ease, I might add ..."
I know how you work around here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1516 on: September 30, 2009, 09:37:13 AM
oh, that's humorous!

but i would not have thought of it on my own, i don't think.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1517 on: September 30, 2009, 11:26:38 AM
my throat hurts from getting a good deep dicking last night.

From the screams of ecstasy or the throat poking?

the latter, of course. what good girl doesn't love a good face fucking? i generally don't "scream in ecstasy". i'm more of a whimperer, with the oft occuring moan. depending on the height of ecstasy, i guess the moans can get pretty loud. i think a few little screams have escaped my lips in recent times. when i'm getting pounded so deep and hard i can't even think or remember who or where i am, i just can't help it.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1518 on: September 30, 2009, 12:15:39 PM
This gives me hope.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1519 on: September 30, 2009, 01:11:16 PM
for a better tomorrow?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1520 on: September 30, 2009, 02:32:32 PM
Yes, madam.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1521 on: September 30, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
For a chance at a life ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1522 on: September 30, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Moreso getting back to what was, if not only getting comfortable again.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1523 on: September 30, 2009, 09:09:39 PM
Uhm, you'd better remove the auction for your penis in For Sale then, dude ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1524 on: September 30, 2009, 09:44:17 PM
if you have sex with two different people in a day - does that count as a smaller hat trick?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1525 on: September 30, 2009, 09:46:11 PM
Nah, that's just being a slut.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1526 on: September 30, 2009, 09:55:18 PM
unless you apply a sports term to it, like "double bogey" or something.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1527 on: September 30, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
sweet

for the record, Im not currently playing that game.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1528 on: September 30, 2009, 10:07:08 PM
I am ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1529 on: September 30, 2009, 10:09:39 PM
sweet

for the record, Im not currently playing that game.

Not since '08, anyway, right?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.