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Quote from: bagman
If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.
Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...


Current SEX thoughts(Read 502103 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1500 on: September 27, 2009, 05:19:12 PM
Another boyfriend who takes you to hotels for hot hotel sex?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1501 on: September 27, 2009, 05:47:13 PM
Yes, Si; you game?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1502 on: September 27, 2009, 05:50:16 PM
Sorry, I'm washing my hair.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1503 on: September 27, 2009, 06:48:28 PM
Poor Dave. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1504 on: September 27, 2009, 07:58:18 PM
A bitch; I'll never be ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1505 on: September 28, 2009, 11:34:44 AM
my throat hurts from getting a good deep dicking last night.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1506 on: September 28, 2009, 12:15:00 PM
That is hot.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1507 on: September 29, 2009, 12:35:51 AM
my throat hurts from getting a good deep dicking last night.

From the screams of ecstasy or the throat poking?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1508 on: September 29, 2009, 02:06:55 AM
A hat trick is three guys in one day, FYI.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1509 on: September 29, 2009, 02:08:32 AM
or three girls in one nightclub
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1510 on: September 29, 2009, 02:20:21 AM
It works on so many levels.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1511 on: September 29, 2009, 03:56:47 AM
*points to self*

See; I TOLD YOU!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1512 on: September 29, 2009, 06:42:35 AM
wow. 3 guys in one day. *bows down to Dave*
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1513 on: September 29, 2009, 10:50:14 AM
Man, seriously.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1514 on: September 29, 2009, 06:08:25 PM
I think it takes a special kind of man to be able to pull off a hat trick.  A morning noon and night type of fellow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1515 on: September 30, 2009, 05:07:15 AM
I could do it with ease, I might add ...

(I know, Luke; "I could do it with Anal-Ease, I might add ..."
I know how you work around here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1516 on: September 30, 2009, 09:37:13 AM
oh, that's humorous!

but i would not have thought of it on my own, i don't think.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1517 on: September 30, 2009, 11:26:38 AM
my throat hurts from getting a good deep dicking last night.

From the screams of ecstasy or the throat poking?

the latter, of course. what good girl doesn't love a good face fucking? i generally don't "scream in ecstasy". i'm more of a whimperer, with the oft occuring moan. depending on the height of ecstasy, i guess the moans can get pretty loud. i think a few little screams have escaped my lips in recent times. when i'm getting pounded so deep and hard i can't even think or remember who or where i am, i just can't help it.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1518 on: September 30, 2009, 12:15:39 PM
This gives me hope.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1519 on: September 30, 2009, 01:11:16 PM
for a better tomorrow?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1520 on: September 30, 2009, 02:32:32 PM
Yes, madam.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1521 on: September 30, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
For a chance at a life ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1522 on: September 30, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Moreso getting back to what was, if not only getting comfortable again.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1523 on: September 30, 2009, 09:09:39 PM
Uhm, you'd better remove the auction for your penis in For Sale then, dude ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1524 on: September 30, 2009, 09:44:17 PM
if you have sex with two different people in a day - does that count as a smaller hat trick?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1525 on: September 30, 2009, 09:46:11 PM
Nah, that's just being a slut.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1526 on: September 30, 2009, 09:55:18 PM
unless you apply a sports term to it, like "double bogey" or something.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1527 on: September 30, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
sweet

for the record, Im not currently playing that game.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1528 on: September 30, 2009, 10:07:08 PM
I am ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1529 on: September 30, 2009, 10:09:39 PM
sweet

for the record, Im not currently playing that game.

Not since '08, anyway, right?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.