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Current SEX thoughts(Read 494188 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3420 on: January 01, 2013, 08:26:22 AM
I live next to an Ashley.





CSexT: I spend way too much time thinking about sex. Yesterday, I burned the jambalaya because of my rumination about naked women. I'm starting to feel pretty pathetic.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3421 on: January 01, 2013, 01:39:17 PM
She's busy with school/family stuff, I think. I like her. She is clever and kind. And she likes some of my statuses on Facebook.

Yeah I'd give myself 10/10. I'm pretty great.

I'm actually the opposite of busy for the first time in like 3 months and internets really slow so I can't watch any movies (what I've been doing for the past week) so I'm back. But I have my first exam in just 16 days so I guess I should be a bit busier.

She's our new "Ashley" ...
... too bad "Ashley" grew up

Who's Ashley?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3422 on: January 01, 2013, 04:17:11 PM
discochikkins.

CST: 18/14
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3423 on: January 05, 2013, 04:00:56 AM
discochikkins; the ONLY underaged girl we truly embraced ...
... too bad she grew up, got married, and, well, I'm not sure after that
... it was rocky for a while, and then she disappeared once again
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3424 on: January 05, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
22/10
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3425 on: January 06, 2013, 10:24:10 AM
What makes you scream uncontrollably when you cum? I mean other than my tongue...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3426 on: January 09, 2013, 04:49:26 PM
discochikkins; the ONLY underaged girl we truly embraced ...

Way to break my heart </3



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3427 on: January 09, 2013, 10:35:59 PM
ON AS, not here ....
... other than Danzig's mentality, the same holds true for YOU in here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3428 on: January 10, 2013, 02:14:15 AM
You know, if I got her naked, I MIGHT decline from disappointment:
http://yougotposted.com/hilary-ann-zwiesele-from-memphis-mi/
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3429 on: January 10, 2013, 04:33:26 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3430 on: January 15, 2013, 07:23:54 PM
32/0
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3431 on: January 15, 2013, 08:45:47 PM
You know, if I got her naked, I MIGHT decline from disappointment:
http://yougotposted.com/hilary-ann-zwiesele-from-memphis-mi/

What the fuck is wrong with her boobs?
I mean, I gots weird boobs, but hers are just creepy.

I was checking out Iowa and came upon Santa Cock
http://yougotposted.com/justan-carlson-from-davenport-ia/



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3432 on: January 28, 2013, 04:06:12 PM
Oh man, best morning ever.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3433 on: March 02, 2013, 06:12:49 PM
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/960858/

Miss Teen Delaware does not enjoy sex-for-profit all that much. Even had to resign her crown.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3434 on: March 02, 2013, 06:54:42 PM
Was this that dumb one that gave that stupid "geography" answer?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3435 on: March 03, 2013, 12:47:57 AM
csext: damnit, let the blood stop flowing like it's the shinning.it's been long enough, thank you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3436 on: March 03, 2013, 08:18:44 AM
Was this that dumb one that gave that stupid "geography" answer?

No, that was Miss South Carolina. My state representin'!

This is beauty pagent wiiner from Delaware.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3437 on: March 03, 2013, 05:45:55 PM
Oh ....
... right
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3438 on: March 05, 2013, 03:42:34 PM
Was this that dumb one that gave that stupid "geography" answer?

I personally believe... not.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3439 on: May 26, 2013, 06:51:42 AM
I haven't had sex in almost 4 years.  :'(



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3440 on: May 26, 2013, 10:50:20 AM
I couldn't be more satisfied with my sex life.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3441 on: May 27, 2013, 01:45:05 AM
Mine's aight as well ...
^5

You know Zoomie "delivers"; right?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3442 on: May 27, 2013, 11:00:50 PM


You know Zoomie "delivers"; right?

 ???



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3443 on: May 29, 2013, 04:29:52 AM
Ask him; I dare ya!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3444 on: May 31, 2013, 07:09:21 AM
Hi there!
 :D
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3445 on: June 01, 2013, 05:38:24 AM
dick pics?  :-*



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3446 on: June 02, 2013, 03:13:49 AM
Dammit, now he's gonna post another pic of me ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3447 on: June 02, 2013, 01:10:08 PM
is mosh married or some shit?
I'd be down for some mos love.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3448 on: June 02, 2013, 02:28:39 PM
Mosh def.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3449 on: June 02, 2013, 04:11:33 PM
Both Mosh and myself have never married ...
... nor do we have any l'il'uns ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')