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Quote from: 13chemicals
I went a shrink and she just told me that I was a drug addict/sex addict/alcoholic.  I don't need to pay someone $100 an hour to tell me that.  I can tell myself that for free.  FREE
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I have too much pride to go to a shrink. That's basically admitting defeat. I'll fix my problems through self-medication thank you very much.
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Yeah, I can just take one of those personality disorder quizzes, diagnose myself with them all, and prescribe lots of beer.
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And how's that working out for you?
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Horribly.  I haven't been drinking, so I am clearly incapable of following doctor's orders.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1230 on: September 11, 2009, 08:28:26 PM
I dig licking ass but not having it done to me. I'm a giver.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1231 on: September 11, 2009, 08:37:20 PM
I had three guys ask me out for tonight.  Nothing for so long and now three at once.  Why does that always happen to me?  


Why do guys shave their pubes?  To make their dick look bigger?
« Last Edit: September 11, 2009, 08:41:11 PM by 13chemicals »
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1232 on: September 11, 2009, 08:47:55 PM
I am not a fan of shaved dongs.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1233 on: September 11, 2009, 10:47:13 PM
I don't shave it, I take it down a notch or two ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1234 on: September 12, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
I trim a bit, but now I'm letting it grow out to hide my little red-faced devils.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1235 on: September 12, 2009, 01:12:02 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on September 11, 2009, 08:37:20 PM
I had three guys ask me out for tonight.  Nothing for so long and now three at once.  Why does that always happen to me? 

You should do 'em all at once... you got 3 holes.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1236 on: September 12, 2009, 07:28:19 AM
Quote from: Mosh on September 12, 2009, 01:12:02 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on September 11, 2009, 08:37:20 PM
I had three guys ask me out for tonight.  Nothing for so long and now three at once.  Why does that always happen to me? 


You should do 'em all at once... you got 3 holes.

If you want to take it up a notch, do five guys.

One each in the vagina, ass, mouth, and and both hands. Live up to your potential, Sasha!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1237 on: September 12, 2009, 08:07:41 AM
or the mythical DVDA... the other dude can take photographic evidence.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1238 on: September 12, 2009, 08:09:45 AM
I have been a part of a DV and a DA, but never a DVDA.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1239 on: September 12, 2009, 09:54:52 AM
Just rubbing your penis against another man's penis inside of a woman doesn't nullify gayness.

You're gay now.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1240 on: September 12, 2009, 11:27:32 AM
What if he was the V and the A in the DV and DA?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1241 on: September 12, 2009, 11:50:12 AM
Dude, please. We've seen in in assless panties and getting a fire plug rammed in his ass. There aren't 4 men on earth that would touch him individually, much less at the same time...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1242 on: September 12, 2009, 12:18:10 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on September 12, 2009, 11:50:12 AM
Dude, please. We've seen in in assless panties and getting a fire plug rammed in his ass. There aren't 4 men on earth that would touch him individually, much less at the same time...


« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 12:18:36 PM by underclass »
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1243 on: September 12, 2009, 02:23:20 PM
Quote from: Mosh on September 12, 2009, 11:27:32 AM
What if he was the V and the A in the DV and DA?

It's not like I've got a hatchet wound vagina or anything.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1244 on: September 12, 2009, 03:43:42 PM
Clone your johnson for some non-gay, non-penis touching, DA or DV fun. Or if you ever wondered what it feels like to bend over and take advantage of your self.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1245 on: September 12, 2009, 03:49:01 PM
OK this time I'm throwing the book at you.

15 YARDS FOR ROUGHING THE READER!!! second down!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1246 on: September 12, 2009, 04:05:33 PM
Quote from: underclass on September 12, 2009, 12:18:10 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on September 12, 2009, 11:50:12 AM
Dude, please. We've seen in in assless panties and getting a fire plug rammed in his ass. There aren't 4 men on earth that would touch him individually, much less at the same time...




WTF did I do?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1247 on: September 12, 2009, 04:30:52 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on September 11, 2009, 08:37:20 PM
I had three guys ask me out for tonight.  Nothing for so long and now three at once.  Why does that always happen to me?  

...and even with that, you went to have dinner with me.  awww!  :-*
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1248 on: September 12, 2009, 04:53:53 PM
She's already said that she likes the chubz, man ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1249 on: September 12, 2009, 04:58:24 PM
I hope you practiced safe sex...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1250 on: September 12, 2009, 05:46:32 PM
Quote from: bagman on September 12, 2009, 04:58:24 PM
I hope you practiced safe sex...

...at dinner?

it wasn't a casual encounter, kyle.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1251 on: September 12, 2009, 06:12:25 PM
His is slowly not becoming one as well ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1252 on: September 12, 2009, 06:50:35 PM
Just sayin'. I don't take girls out to dinner unless I wanna fuck 'em. Or maybe if it's their birthday or something.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1253 on: September 12, 2009, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: bagman on September 12, 2009, 06:50:35 PM
Just sayin'. I don't take girls out to dinner unless I wanna fuck 'em. Or maybe if it's their birthday or something.

What did you do with them for the first quarter century of your life?
« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 06:59:18 PM by eitje »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1254 on: September 12, 2009, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: bagman on September 12, 2009, 06:50:35 PM
Just sayin'. I don't take girls out to dinner unless I wanna fuck 'em. Or maybe if it's their birthday or something.

You say "out to dinner" like it's some kind of magical thing. Didn't I read that you eat out all the time? You eat out alone?
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1255 on: September 12, 2009, 07:19:29 PM
Quote from: eitje on September 12, 2009, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: bagman on September 12, 2009, 06:50:35 PM
Just sayin'. I don't take girls out to dinner unless I wanna fuck 'em. Or maybe if it's their birthday or something.

What did you do with them for the first quarter century of your life?

I took them out in HOPES that I would end up fucking them. Taking a girl out to dinner has almost always been about sex, whether or not I was getting any at the time.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1256 on: September 12, 2009, 09:04:09 PM
He did qualify that by saying "unless I wanna..."

So you could call the first 25 years of his life a failure.

Like we haven't for the past 10 years...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1257 on: September 12, 2009, 09:29:14 PM
Quote from: bagman on September 12, 2009, 07:19:29 PM
Taking a girl out to dinner has almost always been about sex, whether or not I was getting any at the time.

Ever go out to eat with your mom?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1258 on: September 12, 2009, 09:43:39 PM
Quote from: eitje on September 12, 2009, 09:29:14 PM
Quote from: bagman on September 12, 2009, 07:19:29 PM
Taking a girl out to dinner has almost always been about sex, whether or not I was getting any at the time.

Ever go out to eat with your mom?

Nice try.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1259 on: September 12, 2009, 09:49:10 PM
Quote from: bagman on September 12, 2009, 06:50:35 PM
Just sayin'. I don't take girls out to dinner unless I wanna fuck 'em. Or maybe if it's their birthday or something.

Luke took Carolyn and I out to dinner, and we all know how THAT turned out.  ;)
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