On this and the Protestant/Catholic we're just never going to agree. But you're still the man...

It'd be boring otherwise...

Look at it this way, money is a tool, a means to an end. It isnt the end, at least not for me.

I'm an employed world traveler and a dedicated hedonist. Money is useful.

Go ahead and edit this to how you all feel this fits me ....
Tricky? Lucas? Anyone?

I'm an employed world traveler and a dedicated hedonist. Money is useful.

Go ahead and edit this to how you all feel this fits me ....
Tricky? Lucas? Anyone?

I'm useful.

ANNNNNNNNNNNDDDD ....
... swing and a miss!!!

Remove the word 'all' from your post and it is accurate.  I'm in an honest mood.

I broke up with my boyfriend of 10 years a few months ago and i'm too socially awkward to find someone else.

Bagman has made a LOT of threads that you can use as a guidebook for getting around social awkwardness and getting laid.

I mean, a year ago, he was still a virgin with two cats and no girlfriend.  Now, he's caught an STI, had sex with a fat girl on a couch, and puts his finger in girls' butts!

I say, if you want to get laid, just follow his lead.

I'm an employed hedonist. Travel is overrated.

^^ this is intended to describe Thrash, not me.  Mine would be something like:

I'm employed. Money is useful.

I'll remember that when I'm sailing in a gale... without you.

CST-  Let the games begin!

Which games?
The fun ones, or the, now, legal ones?

Oh, I was referring to the fun ones. 

I broke up with my boyfriend of 10 years a few months ago and i'm too socially awkward to find someone else.

Bagman has made a LOT of threads that you can use as a guidebook for getting around social awkwardness and getting laid.

I mean, a year ago, he was still a virgin with two cats and no girlfriend.  Now, he's caught an STI, had sex with a fat girl on a couch, and puts his finger in girls' butts!

I say, if you want to get laid, just follow his lead.

 

Odd to read after I just read the whole "Experiment!" thread ...

Odd to read after I just read the whole "Experiment!" thread ...

The worst part of that thread:  9 pages long, and the 9th page was not archived.

I know ...
I was pissed to find that out ...

I mean, fuck page 6, right; but page 9?

I mean, fuck page 6, right; but page 9?

There's a criminally humorous and on-topic joke there.

Heh ...

We must never forget:
http://free2g1c.com/

I was thinking about this today.  All guys should stay in decent shape forever.  If you are fat or overweight you just don't have the stamina to fuck well. 

In the voice of The Shoveler, "I fuck well."

Perhaps but fat girls not only fuck well they enjoy being well-fucked.

I just don't see how a fat girl can fuck well.  I think it would be like the tortoise and the Sasha if one was to compare it.

eehnn

Perhaps but fat girls not only fuck well they enjoy being well-fucked.

This man knows what he's talking about.

 

actually nevermind.. if i knew how to fuck well i probably wouldn't have been cheated on. 

teach me the tricks of the trade 13chems!

If you didnt know how to fuck well he probably wouldnt have stuck around for 10 years.

For all we know he traded up to her. Post his pic twat.

Post his pic twat.

No. He'd be pissed if he found out.

yeah.. he totally traded up. She's young and has bigger tits.

  i will go cry now.

actually nevermind.. if i knew how to fuck well i probably wouldn't have been cheated on. 

teach me the tricks of the trade 13chems!

In your faces bitches!

I've never been with anyone for ten years, but guys typically stay around for a few years until I give them the boot.  I found out today that one of my boys that was in rotation is dating that mega ho who I have posted a pic of before.  Thank god he started fucking her after we stopped having relations.  She has fucked ten times more people than I have and she's three years younger.  Plus she's had a few abortions and countless STD's.

Commie:  You could probably get someone better looking and cooler, he's just got you down.  I guess you and I are similar.  I can't cut off my ex out of the fear of being alone.  My friend told me yesterday that I need to let someone else have a shot at loving me.