Current Sasha Gossip-  I told Aasim that I can't see him anymore.  Hopefully Danzig can stay away from cock and I can stay away from Aasim this holiday season.... for the kids of course.

Just say no to Aasim and Cock in '10.

It's been a long time.

I just watched this movie that my friend Gayvid told me I had to see.  It was called, "He's just not that into you."  That movie made me sick to my stomach.  Are women really that pathetic?  This woman's husbands cheated on her because they never had sex... and she was surprised. I couldn't believe that she was surprised!  I wanted to punch her in the vagina through my tv screen.  Never again will you get me to watch you rom-com starring Drew Barrymore, never... again!

Did the title of the movie not already speak volumes to you about it's potential horribleness?

Did the fact that the person who recommended the movie was named "Gayvid" not already speak volumes to you about it's potential horribleness?

Does four times or less a year count as a married sex life?

Glad for Chad & Sasha and their break ups. Let's hope it sticks this time.

CST: I just had the best weekend. Lots of hot, freaky shit. Lots of "firsts". You all would be proud.

Fisting.

Glad for Chad & Sasha and their break ups. Let's hope it sticks this time.

CST: I just had the best weekend. Lots of hot, freaky shit. Lots of "firsts". You all would be proud.

You're gonna tell me the juicy details privately.......right?

Many firsts?  You have to tell me.  I'm stuck in vanilla sex mode lately...

I wouldn't mind being stuck in any kind of sex mode right about now.

Cosigned.

Glad for Chad & Sasha and their break ups. Let's hope it sticks this time.

CST: I just had the best weekend. Lots of hot, freaky shit. Lots of "firsts". You all would be proud.

You're gonna tell me the juicy details privately.......right?

Maybe.

Many firsts?  You have to tell me.  I'm stuck in vanilla sex mode lately...

Maybe.

Fisting.

Not quite.

Come on!  I'll tell you something if you tell me...

Fisting.

Not quite.

She hooked up with an amputee.

Jointing. Stumping.

A midget amputee...

Getting head, given a whole new meaning

She's totally ignoring me now. Even the stalker thread I started. I think it has something to do with the fact that I reminded her she was gonna go lesbo after me.

And I've never heard Sarah's voice, is it deep and sultry with a little scratch, like Kenny Rogers?

No, not even when she's ... well ...

I just watched this movie that my friend Gayvid told me I had to see.  It was called, "He's just not that into you."  That movie made me sick to my stomach.  Are women really that pathetic?  This woman's husbands cheated on her because they never had sex... and she was surprised. I couldn't believe that she was surprised!  I wanted to punch her in the vagina through my tv screen.  Never again will you get me to watch you rom-com starring Drew Barrymore, never... again!

So it's about Daddy?

Fisting.

Not quite.

She hooked up with an amputee.

I've never done this.  Sasha 417   Brooke 2

Done which one?

cst: i have absolutely no libido. its helpful and depressing.

According to Seinfeld rules you should be a mad super genius by this point ...

I didnt realize my wife was on the board.

I've never done this.  Sasha 417   Brooke 2

Why do I only get 2?  :'(

Because I am the queen of this board and what I decree is the final word!

The Dylan is dead, long live the Dylan.

Now that I'm single I found a new place for dating:

http://www.gaythugdating.com/

Dear diary,

Why am I so lucky?  The hottest guy is naked in my bed feeling my tits.

Yay

Love,

Sasha