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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Current SEX thoughts(Read 506119 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2220 on: January 06, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
Px, plz.
kthx
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2221 on: January 06, 2010, 10:37:03 PM
Seriously.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2222 on: January 06, 2010, 11:07:23 PM
Uhm, dude ...

Srzly.

Don't make the same mistake again, please ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2223 on: January 06, 2010, 11:34:58 PM
Verb !
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2224 on: January 07, 2010, 03:35:00 AM
cunt!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2225 on: January 07, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
Last night I took my lover to the gay bar where he was checked out since he has the body of a greek statue.  It was funny.  Then I took him home and showed him where babies come from.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2226 on: January 07, 2010, 09:26:51 PM
I was told by a woman today that she wanted to suck my asshole from out of my cockhole. Right when things are looking up at home, too.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2227 on: January 08, 2010, 03:37:31 PM
So you DON'T cheat on your wife?  Your comments can be misleading at times.... and disappointing.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2228 on: January 08, 2010, 06:47:18 PM
Daddy you can't win with these skeezers... if you can't get the boot, you're a loser. If you cheat on your ol' lady you're a fuckhead.

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2229 on: January 08, 2010, 07:06:28 PM
Men get married knowing they are signing up to a life of sex with only one woman whenever they goddam want to. I say your agreement is null and void and you should exercise your new rights to party like Flynn
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2230 on: January 08, 2010, 07:12:04 PM
Seconded ....

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2231 on: January 08, 2010, 08:02:30 PM
Thirded, especially with an offer like that one.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2232 on: January 08, 2010, 10:11:17 PM
Daddy you can't win with these skeezers... if you can't get the boot, you're a loser. If you cheat on your ol' lady you're a fuckhead.



I'm no saint, but I'm not out to hurt anybody, either.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2233 on: January 09, 2010, 04:35:08 AM
How careful are you at not getting caught?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2234 on: January 09, 2010, 11:00:32 AM
There is no reason to think I am doing anything to be caught up in.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2235 on: January 09, 2010, 01:32:36 PM
Last night I took my lover to the gay bar where he was checked out since he has the body of a greek statue.

Including the tiny penis?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2236 on: January 09, 2010, 03:30:59 PM
LULZ
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2237 on: January 09, 2010, 04:34:44 PM
Ha!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2238 on: January 10, 2010, 10:16:39 PM
The cock matches the body.  Grower... not shower.  He has a huge dick.  Are you jealous Gimli?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2239 on: January 11, 2010, 03:25:31 PM
Nah, just making sure you weren't selling yourself short my dear!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2240 on: January 11, 2010, 03:55:47 PM
NEVER!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2241 on: January 13, 2010, 02:41:02 AM
did you get it in the face?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2242 on: January 13, 2010, 06:39:55 PM
Yeah, and she's trying to figure where it comes out 2 days later ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2243 on: January 13, 2010, 10:14:12 PM
I learned how to say "not in the face" in spanish class today. 



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2244 on: January 13, 2010, 10:16:38 PM
"no a la cara"?

...or am I mixing up my Spanish and Catalan again?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2245 on: January 13, 2010, 10:18:11 PM
Mix it harder Si... harder.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2246 on: January 13, 2010, 10:19:03 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2247 on: January 14, 2010, 09:25:13 PM
Donde esta mis chones?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2248 on: January 14, 2010, 10:01:13 PM
Mas Chilupas!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2249 on: January 15, 2010, 04:05:41 PM
Donde esta mis chones?

En la tierra, mojados?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.