Px, plz.
kthx

Seriously.

Uhm, dude ...

Srzly.

Don't make the same mistake again, please ...

Verb !

cunt!

Last night I took my lover to the gay bar where he was checked out since he has the body of a greek statue.  It was funny.  Then I took him home and showed him where babies come from.

I was told by a woman today that she wanted to suck my asshole from out of my cockhole. Right when things are looking up at home, too.

So you DON'T cheat on your wife?  Your comments can be misleading at times.... and disappointing.

Daddy you can't win with these skeezers... if you can't get the boot, you're a loser. If you cheat on your ol' lady you're a fuckhead.

Men get married knowing they are signing up to a life of sex with only one woman whenever they goddam want to. I say your agreement is null and void and you should exercise your new rights to party like Flynn

Seconded ....

Thirded, especially with an offer like that one.

Daddy you can't win with these skeezers... if you can't get the boot, you're a loser. If you cheat on your ol' lady you're a fuckhead.

I'm no saint, but I'm not out to hurt anybody, either.

How careful are you at not getting caught?

There is no reason to think I am doing anything to be caught up in.

Last night I took my lover to the gay bar where he was checked out since he has the body of a greek statue.

Including the tiny penis?

LULZ

Ha!

The cock matches the body.  Grower... not shower.  He has a huge dick.  Are you jealous Gimli?

Nah, just making sure you weren't selling yourself short my dear!

NEVER!

did you get it in the face?

Yeah, and she's trying to figure where it comes out 2 days later ...

I learned how to say "not in the face" in spanish class today. 

"no a la cara"?

...or am I mixing up my Spanish and Catalan again?

Mix it harder Si... harder.

Donde esta mis chones?

Mas Chilupas!

Donde esta mis chones?

En la tierra, mojados?