Mi estavios de pesca esta en la cosina.

Burrito Supremo!

Claramente, Thrash no es uno de los otros.

I wish I was a walrus, somedays.

Walrus sucks own dick

haha. the guys acting all grossed out.

pssh. he wishes.

So wait, did you get laid?  I don't get it.

The shittiest part about 2010 so far is that I'm on my period really bad.  I put a bloody hand print on my lovers chest last night.  I marked the sex warrior with my essence.

That's so Neanderthal, gotta love it.

If guys could suck their own dicks, the economy would be perpetually in the shitter.

I'd rather not suck my own dick.

When I was younger (14-15) and in gymnastics I could kinda do it. I could just get to the tip, but it really hurt my back after too long and any joy gained from having your dick sucked is pretty much undone by having your dick in your mouth. I guess that's why I haven't spent my sexual adulthood 69-ing dudes.

OK I could have gone to the grave not knowing that about you Lucky...

Pffft like you never tried.

Ah, just the tip. 

<-- starts up her imaginarium.

Pffft like you never tried.

Of course. But I didn't need to know he succeeded...

I came close once when I was about 14. In retrospect I'm pretty glad I didn't succeed because I can now go through my entire life without ever having to know what it feels like to have a dick in my mouth.

When I was younger (14-15) and in gymnastics I could kinda do it. I could just get to the tip, but it really hurt my back after too long and any joy gained from having your dick sucked is pretty much undone by having your dick in your mouth. I guess that's why I haven't spent my sexual adulthood 69-ing dudes.

HOW DO YOU SAY?  THAT'SABINGO!

I could have when I used to do modern dance, thank god I got out of that before puberty

What I wouldn't give to have a time machine that I could go back to the year 1994 in.  I would go to New Zealand and wait behind some bushes outside of your modern dance class.  I would then jump out and hog tie you while calling you a fag.  It would be worth getting arrested over.

I wish i didn't have stupid views on sex. i wish it was just about knocking boots with no emotions attached. ugh i'm never going to have sex again. 

What I wouldn't give to have a time machine that I could go back to the year 1994 in.  I would go to New Zealand and wait behind some bushes outside of your modern dance class.  I would then jump out and hog tie you while calling you a fag.  It would be worth getting arrested over.

Being able to dance came in very handy once I got to college however.

... and later in life, naked and onstage with a group of guys

Cum on her bald head:

I wish i didn't have stupid views on sex. i wish it was just about knocking boots with no emotions attached. ugh i'm never going to have sex again. 

You want to be me for a day?  Okay, I'll let you have a go at it.

Can I stick two fingers up your communist twat?

Cum on her bald head:

Done deal ...

I wish i didn't have stupid views on sex. i wish it was just about knocking boots with no emotions attached. ugh i'm never going to have sex again. 

You want to be me for a day?  Okay, I'll let you have a go at it.

I want you to know that I REALLY thought long and hard about this and decided that I actually would if given the chance; but only for a day or two ...

I don't miss those days, sure getting laid a lot is fun but there's so much BS before and after. Especially if she was Korean. God

You're just saying that...

you know I'm not lying about the Korean fucked-upness