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Current SEX thoughts(Read 501912 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2610 on: May 11, 2010, 03:47:51 PM
For me, it's the whole shebang.

I like the top, for total penetration, and so that I can rub/grind my clit against the soft mat of his fur, while enjoying anal stimulation from a butt plug (ReadThat: tampon).

And, ladies?  There truly IS something wEnderful about using a tampon for that job ~ it won't move around, at the penultimate moment, 'cuz it's sort of dried the membranes, which hold it in place.  Until I discovered that, regardless of how much sex I had, which position, or what type of sex it was, I couldn't cum.  Also, because they're disposable, clean-up is a breeze!

p.s.  Put a SMALL daub of lube on the end, before insertion.  (the voice of experience)

i just puked.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2611 on: May 11, 2010, 03:51:05 PM
Oh god I didn't read that until now.  Jesus.  A tampon?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2612 on: May 11, 2010, 03:58:20 PM
Yeah...

Anyways, I'm sick but want to get it on. But don't want to move around too much either. I guess laying there getting reamed is acceptable when sick, right? Or is fucking a sick person a huge don't?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2613 on: May 11, 2010, 08:04:29 PM
7:56am. I knew the alarm was set to go off at 8:30, and he had to be out the door by 9 for a meeting in CT, so when I unexpectedly woke up at that ungodly time I figured I had to make the best of it, and it would be my last chance to fuck him until the afternoon when he got back. In fact, we just finished a monster fucking not too long ago. I had 6 orgasms! That's 8 on the day.

And THAT is a real good day.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2614 on: May 11, 2010, 08:42:13 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2615 on: May 12, 2010, 03:30:57 PM
... and, again with the girl from Sat/Sun for another 2x last night
... my dick is fucked RAW and this other girl (a friend of mine I OCCASIONALLY fuck) wants to come over tonight

I'm telling you, when it rains, it pours ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2616 on: May 12, 2010, 05:47:59 PM
I do not have a problem. My boyfriend calls me his "little nympho" and we are both a-ok with my nearly insatiable drive for sex.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2617 on: May 12, 2010, 06:47:29 PM
This living vicariously through others shit is fucking stupid.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2618 on: May 12, 2010, 11:06:57 PM
Yes, we've commented that you're usually up and about by the crack of noon-thirty...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2619 on: May 13, 2010, 12:15:56 PM
I do not have a problem. My boyfriend calls me his "little nympho" and we are both a-ok with my nearly insatiable drive for sex.

Yknow being okay with your problem doesnt make it not a prob. Im sure many alcoholics are okay with their problem too.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2620 on: May 13, 2010, 12:53:45 PM
Uhhh... Hi there!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2621 on: May 13, 2010, 01:40:04 PM
yo, 17 year old virgin: what do you know about problems? especially those of a sexual nature. i won't even start on that sentence structure... at any rate, if my sexuality is perfectly compatible with that of my partner, who exactly is my libido a problem for? in no way does it negatively affect my full-time job, paying my bills, my friends/social circle, my heavy gym schedule... if anything, the only thing it may take away from is my time parked on my ass in front of the television. plus, my relationship kicks ass.

booyah.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2622 on: May 13, 2010, 02:29:21 PM
Tbh i dont know nor care at all about your relationship, nor anyone elses here, nor whichever weird problems you have with the way i form sentences. I just figured i'd point out that was a weak argument.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2623 on: May 13, 2010, 02:34:34 PM
2 more last night and one before she left today ...
... hmmm
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2624 on: May 13, 2010, 03:04:26 PM
I do not have a problem. My boyfriend calls me his "little nympho" and we are both a-ok with my nearly insatiable drive for sex.

Yknow being okay with your problem doesnt make it not a prob. Im sure many alcoholics are okay with their problem too.

* FAH-Q raises hand

2 more last night and one before she left today ...
... hmmm

Dude, this is current sex thoughts, not the getting laid tally sheet. Besides, aren't you a little beyond celebrating each and every time you get some?

(says the dude who didn't get any last night/today)
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2625 on: May 13, 2010, 05:20:27 PM
I hope this decline of sex isn't setting me on the path to become the new "old" Bagman.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2626 on: May 13, 2010, 05:42:26 PM
I'm just trying to motivate Daddy ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2627 on: May 13, 2010, 06:24:33 PM
That's sweet of you. Want to spoon?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2628 on: May 13, 2010, 08:08:00 PM
I do not have a problem. My boyfriend calls me his "little nympho" and we are both a-ok with my nearly insatiable drive for sex.

So hip, back of the knee kisses, hot or not?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2629 on: May 14, 2010, 02:36:25 PM
Yes, and do tell ....

1 last night, 1 this morning ...
(for the record, I'm just documenting a really good week; that's all)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2630 on: May 14, 2010, 03:20:51 PM
I don't think I could have 8 orgasms in one day.  It already takes like twenty minutes to achieve one so 8 would be a whole Sunday for me.  I've made a guy come 8 days in one day, but that was when I was 24.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2631 on: May 14, 2010, 03:50:05 PM
The most I ever fucked to completion in a single day (well, night) was 8 ...
... I did it just to see how many times I could within XX hours (I forget thetimeframe now)
... I was, like, 18 or 19 at the time

I'm not out to set any records, however, as I said, I thought I'd document this interestingly unique week ...
It technically ends tonight, even though I started last Thursday, so, I may or may not update tonight ...
... if there's anything

... then, no more updates, per say, unless it keeps going; then I just may document how many days/girls/times consecutive

... I'll prolly stop around here though, to be honest
... either way, once it's over, it'll be over; I haven't decided the criteria quite yet
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2632 on: May 15, 2010, 09:34:36 AM
I may know of a way around this:

Every time you do it isn't the SAME, right?  Different positions, different orifices, different "little surprise" (there's ALWAYS some sort of little surprise!),

SO

if you were to mention some something about each encounter,

EVERYONE ought to be happy!

***

CST:

Dave's dick MUST be disquamated about raw, by now, and I'm wEndering if he's having any problems with every little thang that touches his nether regions making him pop a boner...
I'd especially like to hear about the INopportunities...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2633 on: May 15, 2010, 05:39:01 PM
Once more, different girl, last night ...
Other girl's coming over after the show tonight ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2634 on: May 16, 2010, 03:15:31 PM
Need I say it?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2635 on: May 16, 2010, 10:39:27 PM
Say what, that you're officially a manslut?

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2636 on: May 17, 2010, 01:58:07 AM
How old can you be before being a man slut is not cool anymore?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2637 on: May 17, 2010, 04:27:44 AM
at least older than george clooney was when he met his latest little tart.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2638 on: May 17, 2010, 02:47:43 PM
Was with one last night and one of the others stopped by ...
... well, that was interesting, indeed
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2639 on: May 17, 2010, 09:32:39 PM
How old can you be before being a man slut is not cool anymore?

One year older than me. That way I'll always have hope.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!