Hahahaha ...
The perils of having a hot wife ....

Tell me about it.

Well hell, you were at Wal-Mart. I find it very hard to believe that you were the freakiest dude there.

Well, "rape night" WAS a success, after all ...

(i think my penis is growing)

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I just had a quickie bent over the bathroom sink. Now off to work!

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So that narrows it down to... the young male population of texas.

Hey, you have to start somewhere.

No, I agree with her; which ex?

I'm not sayin anything! Just someone with a hot body and huge cock.  But I think he wants to stop.  He has been vibing me that.  I think I will have to let him go..... again.

What happened to the new boyfriend?

Which one ?

I still have a new boyfriend.  He lives in San Jose though so I don't get to see him but once a month for four days at a time.  It is really hard for me to be faithful in person, long distance ended up being impossible!  But I decided to be good again!  I was just really stressed out and needed some sexy time.  I haven't done long distance for real before so it's hard to say if it will work out.  I can't move until next December out to CA so I don't really know what to do because he's perfect for me.  Has been since the day I met him.  He's just so unavailable.

Fuckin' A, I know THAT one ...

I'd say do your best to be good so as to give the relationship a chance to thrive. He could be your future.

Oh yeah. Plus, distance in the beginning can be so excited. Its thrilling and nervewracking and butterfly inducing knowing you're finally gonna see him again. That's how my relationship started, and I really think it was a great way to build a sort of romantic suspense for what has turned out to be the love of my life type of stuff. I still get all butterfly-in-the-stomach when he walks into the room. And that was totally worth being faithful when we lived far apart.

He has been vibing me that.

vibing is good times!

I think being faithful won't be too bad.  I will try my hardest to be good.  If I don't go out very often I don't meet any new sexy/cute guys to obsess about.  I will only go out when necessary.

But can you fight or argue with your own nature if you have to restrain yourself from fucking other people when you actually really want to? Wait. You'll just be emulating a faithful hetero man. Carry on.

YOU CAN DO IT

fuck puritanical values. i say you bang as much dick as you can before you rot in the ground.

Being faithful makes me prevent my pussy from rotting before my whole body has to inevitably rot in the ground.

Wow. I guess that's as good a reason as any to be monogamous.

it's called a 'condom'.
look into it.
makes sluttery much safer.

Yeah, but they suck. Totally worth it, but horrible. The best thing about being single is fucking whoever I want, but the worst thing has gotta be having to use condoms.

It's true.  If you don't think condoms suck then you haven't had enough sex.

I'd rather have glove-love than no love at all ...

If the glove is thick enough I guess you wouldnt feel your hand. Though... It'd look like you were getting a handjob from Micky Mouse.

Nice ....