Fuck me Freddy.....

How To Donkey Punch

This:(written by moi)

I left you there in that leather
I had to step way back to really see you
Clicking the camera
.....licking the snap shots
Watching tiny crimson beads swerve
Down your soft skin
The skin that you let me in
........I know that smile
I've seen it before
When unlocking the door
You shanty and dance
I'm not sure if I can
......hold all of this
Inside these tight pants
Then, as if in a trance
....Lightly leaning in your stance
Dipping fingers in liquid glass
Lips tasting metallic romance
.....shall I steal one more glance?-
Perhaps
But will you undo what you've
.....tied me to?
And if, perchance
You'd untie your sash
May I have this moment
....this sharp edge in hand
To unfold your heart
With only one slash?


Makes me want to go all vampire/emo on someone.

Batteries are dead, no more in the house, no liquor..... no nothin'.

Sad, sad face.

I hate him.

Good thing you're separated; too bad you still live together ...

Yes. I've come to realize that even though this situation is terribly uncomfortable, complaining about it does absolutely nothing to alleviate it.

CST: I hope my vag doesn't wither up before I meet up with the fisherman.

AstroGlide ...

It's broken......... And missing. I may be the only one living here who doesn't like anal.......

Perhaps because it's never been done correctly...

Perhaps.
And my point was that th roommate may have stolen my vibrator. To use on himself.

And to answer you in another thread but skipping all the lines:YES you may, Zoomie.

Cool!
... Anal4Zooms.Com; it's about to cum to fruition!

My colon suddenly feels..... special. ^.^

Your colon IS special. Because it's yours.

I am SO touched, that you love all of me- even my back door!

... not yet!

... not yet!

Got a little excited and jumped the gun I guess.

If you'd jumped the gun, the statement still may or may not be entirely true ...

I'm on it already! I mean, I'm getting on it. I'm going to get on that gun.

Uh-huh ...

you know where he lives too. easy peasy

Lemon-squeezy!

Kiss Love Gun

Or:


Cee-Lo Green - Love Gun (Ft. Lauren Bennett) (HQ)

I've never heard a single cee lo song......... These don't how up on my handy-dandy iPhone either.

I just realized that I wrote:

I'm on it already! I mean, I'm getting on it. I'm going to get on that gun.

On a board called Loaded-Gun.......

... or, as we call it, "The Gun"

Oh that works then. That works just fine.

A woman in line behind me at the library today answered her cell phone with the phrase:

"Well butter my butt an' call me a biscuit!"

With this thick southern accent.

Should have said "You look more like a pound cake to me."

Hahaha

I dislike that "Paula Deen, Y'owll" accent..... It used to make me laugh... When I first moved here but.... 16 yearsof it and it just disgusts me much like alla their fried food.

No, Missouri is not a southern state..... But these locals Think it is.

... or, as we call it, "The Gun"

Woah, so if I fucked The Gun, that would Literally mean I fucked the Whole Board.