I'm not freaked out that I haven't had sex since December 11th. Thats like, over two months and I'm not getting all weird. I really thought I'd be, I don't know, bitchy or something.
Fuck. I guess this means I'm all growing up and shit.
Before, if I went more than three days I turned into a very slutty bitch. Meaning, I'd get passive aggressive to get my carnal needs met.
I just don't have any of that going on.
Hmm...

Hmmmm ....
Pickle ...

In her ass.

Maybe I'm not worried about sex because I know he's coming back.

There's always that ...
... and there's that you've learned to curb "addictive behavior"?

Addictive behaviour sure seems to beget more addictive behaviour, and I don't even mean the same addiction. Breaking the habit of being addicted to things in general makes it easier to break all sorts of habits.

Like I just said ...

Dude, when someone posts something immediately after a post of yours, and that person refers to the exact same subject and posts something that would seem to agree with what you said, why is your first reaction to point out that you'd already said this? Um, DUH.

Ahem... Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh...

Yep.

Well that's a crazy thought. I hadn't considered it but it makes perfect sense. And, I didn't have to say good buy either. That makes a difference.

Dude, when someone posts something immediately after a post of yours, and that person refers to the exact same subject and posts something that would seem to agree with what you said, why is your first reaction to point out that you'd already said this? Um, DUH.

I thought that maybe you didn't see my post for some reason ...
... great minds, bro; take it as that!

Ahem... Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh...

Aaaaaand I'm spent.

W3rd ...

Dude, when someone posts something immediately after a post of yours, and that person refers to the exact same subject and posts something that would seem to agree with what you said, why is your first reaction to point out that you'd already said this? Um, DUH.

hahaha..

I have no idea who Luna is, but it sounds like I'm 18 months late.

18 months late? you'll have to explain that.

Luna is an L-G / A-S sweetheart back with us from days long past.
You'll like her!

And you, where have you been?
I thought you might be gone, but no news is good news or so they say.

A couple of weeks ago I read that Walgreens and CVS are selling at home sperm testing kits. I've been wanting to see if my baby batter actually holds true to the term because I creampied my ex girlfriend on many, many occasions and thankfully she never got knocked up. (She wasn't on the pill). So I bought one. I splooged in a cup and mixed it up and ran the test and it showed I have a healthy amount. 20million or more per ml. They may not be mobile, the test only does a count. But good to know.

Rick Santorum would pull you up on charges of genocide there, Baggie. Those millions of knuckle children sacrificed for mere scientific inquiry...

I spend my time bitching and pondering on Facebook mostly with regards to computer time. That and posting pictures of my adorable kid.

Rick Santorum would pull you up on charges of genocide there, Baggie. Those millions of knuckle children sacrificed for mere scientific inquiry...

On a scale of Rick Santorum and Michael Jackson, how much do you really love children?

Luna is an L-G / A-S sweetheart back with us from days long past.

TSi/LG; never A/S ...

Degenerated?

Degenerated?

Luna is an L-G / A-S sweetheart back with us from days long past.

TSi/LG; never A/S ...

A/M, if anything else ...

I'm going on vacation !!! Actually leaving this sad state!

I'm about to ask a question that may or may not expose my true self.

Can I get pandora on my iPhone on a plane?

Uhm, I think it depends on the airline ....

Hmm. If not I'm going to stuff it full of more music.

Then you're ok either way ...

"So is the human penis larger, in proportion to the rest of the body, than most other mammals? Cuz I'm like, hung."

I believe that the flea has the largest penis in relation to its body size of all living creatures. Thus explaining the popularity of Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Hahahaha ....
Can't you tell?
He DOES do shows in his underwear ...

Hahahaha ....
Can't you tell?