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Quote from: bagman
I also talked about how inexperienced I have traditionally been with chicks and she was like bah, just do what comes natural.
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haha. just do what comes natural. thats a trick, otherwise i would have smacked the bitch and stole her tv


Current SEX thoughts(Read 501326 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3090 on: March 09, 2012, 02:10:19 AM
Yeah, I should have said "You can't tell"? ...

No, I prolly shouldn't have said anything at all ...
I can't wait to see who takes this and runs with it ...
I'll just watch the "Best Quotes" for the conclusion of this one ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3091 on: March 09, 2012, 08:48:30 AM
Here's where I realize I'm not all that clever.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3092 on: March 11, 2012, 12:17:21 AM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3093 on: March 15, 2012, 07:56:43 PM
Hahahaha ....
Can't you tell?
He DOES do shows in his underwear ...

Actually, I'm not a shower, but I'm a grower. Seriously, if I was pantsed, you never think how big this thing gets.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3094 on: March 16, 2012, 02:00:50 AM
I'm the same way ...
... ask Mosh!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3095 on: March 16, 2012, 02:15:13 AM
I'm just glad I'll be able to re-inact all my fucked up sex dreams in a few weeks.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3096 on: March 16, 2012, 02:18:47 AM
Werd2Dat!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3097 on: March 17, 2012, 10:09:04 PM
Hahahaha ....
Can't you tell?
He DOES do shows in his underwear ...

Actually, I'm not a shower, but I'm a grower. Seriously, if I was pantsed, you never think how big this thing gets.
I'm the same way ...
... ask Mosh!

Hey, dont drag me into your sicko homo-erotic circle jerk!

Sheesh, you make like a circus seal one time...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3098 on: March 17, 2012, 10:36:22 PM

Sheesh, you make like a circus seal one time...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3099 on: March 18, 2012, 06:48:56 PM
Well, it's not like it's gonna get shorter with time ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3100 on: March 19, 2012, 06:01:54 PM
Circus Seal? Was Mosh balancing it on his nose?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3101 on: March 20, 2012, 12:54:28 AM
He was swallowing it.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3102 on: March 20, 2012, 05:31:37 AM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3103 on: March 20, 2012, 02:10:28 PM
You fucking f@gg0t!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3104 on: March 20, 2012, 10:27:07 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3105 on: March 21, 2012, 01:34:17 AM
Dammit; now I have to go and watch Clerks again!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3106 on: March 21, 2012, 09:25:56 AM
Dammit; now I have to go and watch Clerks again!

C'mon, what's so bad about that? I like how Dante says his girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. Actually, I like how they all talk. It's like several dialects all in one movie, and supposedly they are all from the same area. Clerks is one of the few movies that will always make me smile and will never get old. Kinda like, more recently, Napoleon Dynamite. :)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3107 on: March 22, 2012, 04:38:25 PM
Agreed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3108 on: March 22, 2012, 07:34:25 PM
Napoleon Dynamite.is agreeably entertaining most episodes.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3109 on: March 23, 2012, 01:13:28 AM
I've only seen the show a handful of times ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3110 on: March 23, 2012, 10:24:30 AM
Yeah, Napoleon Dynamite is good.  It reminds me of the Clerks cartoon with a little Critic thrown in.
Top of the food chain, yo.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3111 on: March 23, 2012, 03:19:04 PM
I have the box-set of the Clerks cartoon DVDs; all 6 episodes (even though only 4 aired)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3112 on: March 23, 2012, 10:50:29 PM
I wasn't even aware there were Clerks cartoons............................................

......................... It is clear to me now that I live under a rock.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3113 on: March 25, 2012, 01:58:30 PM
I'll show 'em to you while you're here ...
... with a complete explanation of their surface and demise
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3114 on: March 27, 2012, 02:00:15 AM
So, go ahead and either spoil it for  me, or let me down... Are any of the original cast in these episodes?


Also; does Bootsy ever go outside?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3115 on: March 27, 2012, 09:07:45 AM
I'll show 'em to you while you're here ...
... with a complete explanation of their surface and demise

Please. No. Just let us watch the damn cartoons without narration. Please? I now know more than I want to about the movie Step Brothers than I want to...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3116 on: March 27, 2012, 04:32:47 PM
I'll explain afterward, it's brief, and, yes to both questions ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3117 on: April 01, 2012, 12:57:18 AM
ew.

accidentally hearing the roommate trying out his new webcam and skype with various Second Life eGirlfriends is totally inducing vomit....
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3118 on: April 01, 2012, 01:36:06 AM
 :o



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3119 on: April 01, 2012, 04:28:33 PM
I haven't had sex in weeks, maybe months again. I forget.