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Current SEX thoughts(Read 501184 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3120 on: April 02, 2012, 12:10:08 AM
:o

Yes. That is the face I made at the onset of what I first mistook for a feral cat that was in heat, until I heard the room mates voice respond.... And figured it out. I turned up the Ice Cube with a quickness..... Unfortunately it all kind of melded together into a strangely psychedelic symphony.

CST; for those of you who work out, (and I mean this in all seriousness)
Does exercise make you want to fuck?
I understand there is much more blood flow now
But come on, months of this?
I can't tell if I'm just turning into a
Healthy 32 year old chick,
Or if I'm just actually a nympho.
What would the difference be?
Maybe a nympho would go out
And fuck whoever they could?
I don't.
Still, for about six hours after Each
Instance of exercise,
I'm fucking insatiable.
It's actually getting In the way
Of other things.

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3121 on: April 03, 2012, 12:27:58 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3122 on: April 03, 2012, 03:55:55 PM
I like evil eyebrows.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3123 on: April 06, 2012, 11:52:37 AM
CST; for those of you who work out, (and I mean this in all seriousness)
Does exercise make you want to fuck?
Yes.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3124 on: April 07, 2012, 02:31:28 AM
Yes, in both males and females it raises testosterone, thus, increases sex drive ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3125 on: April 07, 2012, 07:46:37 PM
Is this why my wife hasn't been back to Zumba in a while?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3126 on: April 07, 2012, 10:13:26 PM
I smelled blood for a while earlier today. It's possible it was just some random metallic smell and it Reminded me of the smell of blood. Anyhow, I've been entertaining and romancing all kinds of fucked up sexual things today that, in my past, would involve a bit of blood.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3127 on: April 09, 2012, 10:30:42 PM
I've just been fucking ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3128 on: April 12, 2012, 12:35:28 AM
Well, I'm going to be.... one of these days.....
« Last Edit: April 12, 2012, 12:37:03 AM by Luna »
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3129 on: April 12, 2012, 12:37:59 AM
fucking,   that is.....
« Last Edit: April 12, 2012, 12:38:39 AM by Luna »
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3130 on: April 12, 2012, 04:54:53 PM
Right ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3131 on: April 12, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Not me, oh man I think I'm done with that. Maybe with life too but lets take it one fail at a time. I have dependents after all.

Hey Luna are you sure you never posted at Degenerated?
Never been on Zoloft and never posted about sticking knives someplace they don't belong?

Seems I may have confused you with another Emo Rach from back in the day.

Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3132 on: April 12, 2012, 06:09:31 PM
You are ...
They are COMPLETELY different people ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3133 on: April 12, 2012, 07:05:22 PM
Well then, I stand corrected and have to admit I like this one.

 
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3134 on: April 13, 2012, 12:21:03 AM
Rach came back as RachReturns and she wasn't as psycho (fun) anymore ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3135 on: April 14, 2012, 08:13:58 PM
Hey Luna are you sure you never posted at Degenerated?
Never been on Zoloft and never posted about sticking knives someplace they don't belong?

Thrash's right. It wasn't me. Ironic though, as I have tried Zoloft before, and I have posted about something similar to sticking knives where they don't belong. And more.

Right ...

I'm surprised (not really though) that you didn't notice what I just learned to do ...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3136 on: April 16, 2012, 01:11:25 AM
Ok, what would this be?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3137 on: April 16, 2012, 01:21:47 AM
I figured out how to make things bold and italicized..... woo!  


... It's just like AM...... Is coloring the text the same?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3138 on: April 16, 2012, 01:48:16 AM
Uhm, yes ... ?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3139 on: April 16, 2012, 10:49:18 AM
I'm slow on the uptake, as it were ...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3140 on: April 16, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Thrash
W3rd!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3141 on: April 16, 2012, 07:53:38 PM
You say that too often Dave.

You're not slow Luna, most people have trouble with UBBCode.
(especially since some of them don't work here)
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3142 on: April 17, 2012, 10:42:30 PM
I read an article today about vag bleaching ............ only they spelled it vadge and it made me think that maybe it should be spelled that way all the time, like the word badge .....
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3143 on: April 17, 2012, 10:44:57 PM
  YEEP!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3144 on: April 19, 2012, 01:34:08 AM
Pics, or it never happened!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3145 on: April 19, 2012, 01:39:37 AM
I have a vadge of honor.... which I bleach.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3146 on: April 20, 2012, 01:56:18 AM
I don't remember if you bleached your anus too ...

Hmmm, to reread the thread, or to not reread the thread ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3147 on: April 21, 2012, 02:58:35 AM
« Last Edit: April 21, 2012, 02:59:47 AM by Luna »
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3148 on: April 21, 2012, 10:14:55 AM
Hahahahaha that article was funny. Watched a movie a few months ago where the Madam made her girls wear lipstick shades that matched the color of their labia's.

Kind of makes sense.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3149 on: April 21, 2012, 10:43:58 PM
Not sure if it's true for all women, or if I just notice weird shit. Every chick I've been with intimately had matching lips. Not necessarily color, but size. Or, plumpness/thinness, rather. I like thickness.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-