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Current SEX thoughts(Read 494314 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3390 on: December 19, 2012, 11:30:51 PM
Damn flappin.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3391 on: December 19, 2012, 11:31:11 PM
Quote from: Commie on December 19, 2012, 09:32:54 PM
destined to skype fap forever
Quote from: Zoomie on December 19, 2012, 07:52:15 PM
Yup, hi there!  ;D
Quote from: Luna on December 19, 2012, 10:48:58 AM
Just getting oral sex isn't good. Its got to be done by someone who fucking wants to devour my pussy. Otherwise, I'm bored.

Ugh I know.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3392 on: December 19, 2012, 11:37:41 PM
Poor Baby
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3393 on: December 20, 2012, 05:10:05 PM
I've gone down on my wife for hours on end to the point of lockjaw.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3394 on: December 20, 2012, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: Tru on December 19, 2012, 11:37:41 PM
Poor Baby

Tru! This is serious!!
Quote from: Daddy on December 20, 2012, 05:10:05 PM
I've gone down on my wife for hours on end to the point of lockjaw.

I want my own wife.
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3395 on: December 20, 2012, 08:48:41 PM
I should sell you mine. I have no further use for her.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3396 on: December 21, 2012, 01:34:37 AM
Hahahaha ....
Is she, at the least, bi?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3397 on: December 21, 2012, 09:46:03 PM
I let Zoomie handle all my financial adventures. Zoomie? What say you? Shall I purchase Tru's wife??!!
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3398 on: December 21, 2012, 11:31:56 PM
She sounds frigid and repressed. Doesn't sound like a good investment.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3399 on: December 22, 2012, 02:10:22 AM
Teach her to squirt; she'll get over it then ...

But then Tru might want her back ....

Hmmmm ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3400 on: December 22, 2012, 11:30:41 AM
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3401 on: December 22, 2012, 03:43:23 PM
Yeah ...
Quote from: Luna on December 22, 2012, 11:30:41 AM
Quote from: Thrash on December 22, 2012, 02:10:22 AM
Hmmmm ...
... indeed

Maybe you could make a profit off of this ...
... oh, wait; nevermind
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3402 on: December 22, 2012, 06:45:51 PM
Been eight days, will be another twenty-five. Ugh.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3403 on: December 22, 2012, 10:53:37 PM
Awwwww ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3404 on: December 24, 2012, 07:59:59 PM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooong jacket.
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3405 on: December 25, 2012, 02:54:29 PM
11/22

fuuuuck.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3406 on: December 25, 2012, 06:26:45 PM
Find a friend with a girl, tell him to get two blowjobs and then come back and give you one ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3407 on: December 25, 2012, 07:52:58 PM
No thanks, man. I appreciate the offer, though.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3408 on: December 26, 2012, 05:15:04 PM
I wasn't offering, I was suggesting ...
... there's a difference, you know
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3409 on: December 27, 2012, 09:50:48 AM
Not all of us are Danzig.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3410 on: December 27, 2012, 11:53:20 PM
Right. Most of us are Fred.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3411 on: December 28, 2012, 12:09:26 AM
No, ALL of us are Fred, MOST of us aren't Danzig ...
... there's a difference, you know!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3412 on: December 29, 2012, 04:23:48 PM
Quote from: Daddy on December 14, 2012, 09:58:00 PM
Oddly enough... I couldn't quite get an erection while attempting to masturbate for quite a while... However since recovery from the snippity snip snip... Not much of an issue.  I'm at a loss to explain it through any scientific method.

How accurate is this:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/3148365387.html
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3413 on: December 30, 2012, 04:14:29 PM
I know I'm not a guy, but this story really makes me want a wife.
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3414 on: December 30, 2012, 05:34:15 PM
16/16

(I'd miscounted before)
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3415 on: December 30, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 24, 2012, 07:59:59 PM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooong jacket.

Or a looooooooooooooong jacket and no skirt. ??? I like that idea.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3416 on: December 30, 2012, 09:50:26 PM
No matter where I am, I fantasize about sucking on nipples and finger fucking the women aroun me. Except when I'm at my moms house, of course.
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3417 on: December 31, 2012, 12:35:59 AM
Where is our little Indian virgin these days?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3418 on: December 31, 2012, 12:10:34 PM
She's busy with school/family stuff, I think. I like her. She is clever and kind. And she likes some of my statuses on Facebook.
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3419 on: January 01, 2013, 02:49:20 AM
She's our new "Ashley" ...
... too bad "Ashley" grew up
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

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