Is your ex in an emo band?

She loved emo music.  I came close to vomiting several times.

Got any nudes of her ?

Nope.  All sex tapes were destroyed when I tried to off myself.

Thats a good way to depress yourself.

What is?

Nope.  All sex tapes were destroyed when I tried to off myself.

Fag ...

Hey now, I don't wanna leave all that shit lying around for just anyone to find and spread around.

That would be a GIFT Danzig, a GIFT.

I know, right?
What'd you care, you'd be dead ...

Hopefully, she will be before long as well ...

your ex broke up with you so you destroyed the sex tapes

...through a certain website where someone named LuvDix68 sent me this message:
my friend said
i should stop
they all said i should stop
it was taking over my life
i lost everything
omg i lost everything
ALL BECAUSE
OF ONE STUPID THING
YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT IT WAS
DO YOU
HUH!?
IT WAS YOU
ALWAYS YOUUUUUUU
I THOUGHT IY WAS FOREVERR

I have this little hunch that it just might be my ex, and I hope it is because it makes me REALLY happy knowing I fucked up her life so much!  And I think she might have been drunk, due to the spelling errors.

nice, until she sneaks in your house with a knife.

my brother's ex did that

my brother's ex did that

and? AND?

Christ, you can't just leave us hanging!

Christ, you can't just leave us hanging!

she totally can, and she totally will.

your ex broke up with you so you destroyed the sex tapes

No no no, that's no good reason to destroy them.

Finally, we agree ...

Is your ex in an emo band?

Sounds like she's the whole emo band.

Wait ...

Why did you destroy them then?

Turns out the message was just from so weird chick I don't know.

Thrash: Because I didn't want to leave such a thing lying around for my family to find if I had ended up dead, or worse, fuck myself up permanently and end up having to be hospitalized for a long ass time and having them find it while I was ALIVE.  I do regret it though :-/

Thats a good way to depress yourself.

...or worse, fuck myself up permanently and end up having to be hospitalized for a long ass time and having the tape looped constantly, to remind me of when I was really alive.

ROFL

so I take it no sex was had as a result of said message

You take it correctly, good sir.

You take it correctly, good sir.

If this shit had happened to Kyle, we would have gotten 8 pages of fuck stories by now, danzig.
You are so lame.

Dude, I'm not actively seeking sex.  That would change the whole situation.

You are so lame.

If this shit had happened to Kyle, we would have gotten 8 pages of fuck stories by now, danzig.
You are so lame.

i just did a really quiet little "i'm at work and can't laugh loudly" laugh/ smirk.