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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


So I got an anonymous message the other day...(Read 9285 times)
So I got an anonymous message the other day... on: April 27, 2009, 04:45:10 PM
« Last Edit: April 27, 2009, 04:46:07 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 04:45:59 PM
Is your ex in an emo band?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 04:48:31 PM
She loved emo music.  I came close to vomiting several times.
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Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 04:50:23 PM
Got any nudes of her ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 04:51:33 PM
Nope.  All sex tapes were destroyed when I tried to off myself.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #5 on: April 27, 2009, 04:52:23 PM
Thats a good way to depress yourself.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #6 on: April 27, 2009, 04:57:14 PM
What is?
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Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #7 on: April 27, 2009, 04:59:41 PM
Nope.  All sex tapes were destroyed when I tried to off myself.

Fag ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #8 on: April 27, 2009, 05:04:42 PM
Hey now, I don't wanna leave all that shit lying around for just anyone to find and spread around.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 05:13:56 PM
That would be a GIFT Danzig, a GIFT.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 05:18:51 PM
I know, right?
What'd you care, you'd be dead ...

Hopefully, she will be before long as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #11 on: April 27, 2009, 08:09:01 PM
your ex broke up with you so you destroyed the sex tapes
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 08:11:34 PM
...through a certain website where someone named LuvDix68 sent me this message:
my friend said
i should stop
they all said i should stop
it was taking over my life
i lost everything
omg i lost everything
ALL BECAUSE
OF ONE STUPID THING
YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT IT WAS
DO YOU
HUH!?
IT WAS YOU
ALWAYS YOUUUUUUU
I THOUGHT IY WAS FOREVERR

I have this little hunch that it just might be my ex, and I hope it is because it makes me REALLY happy knowing I fucked up her life so much!  And I think she might have been drunk, due to the spelling errors.


nice, until she sneaks in your house with a knife.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 08:42:24 PM
my brother's ex did that



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 09:26:04 PM
my brother's ex did that

and? AND?

Christ, you can't just leave us hanging!
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cream filling for hollow victories



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #15 on: April 27, 2009, 10:57:25 PM
Christ, you can't just leave us hanging!
she totally can, and she totally will.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #16 on: April 28, 2009, 01:51:37 AM
your ex broke up with you so you destroyed the sex tapes

No no no, that's no good reason to destroy them.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #17 on: April 28, 2009, 01:52:34 AM
Finally, we agree ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #18 on: April 28, 2009, 05:07:36 AM
Is your ex in an emo band?

Sounds like she's the whole emo band.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 04:52:35 PM
Wait ...

Why did you destroy them then?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
Turns out the message was just from so weird chick I don't know.

Thrash: Because I didn't want to leave such a thing lying around for my family to find if I had ended up dead, or worse, fuck myself up permanently and end up having to be hospitalized for a long ass time and having them find it while I was ALIVE.  I do regret it though :-/
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 05:02:31 PM
Thats a good way to depress yourself.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #22 on: April 29, 2009, 07:43:08 PM
...or worse, fuck myself up permanently and end up having to be hospitalized for a long ass time and having the tape looped constantly, to remind me of when I was really alive.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #23 on: April 29, 2009, 08:57:37 PM
ROFL
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #24 on: April 29, 2009, 10:31:54 PM
so I take it no sex was had as a result of said message
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #25 on: April 29, 2009, 11:04:38 PM
You take it correctly, good sir.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #26 on: April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 AM
You take it correctly, good sir.
If this shit had happened to Kyle, we would have gotten 8 pages of fuck stories by now, danzig.
You are so lame.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #27 on: April 30, 2009, 09:04:01 AM
Dude, I'm not actively seeking sex.  That would change the whole situation.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #28 on: April 30, 2009, 09:25:03 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: So I got an anonymous message the other day... Reply #29 on: April 30, 2009, 09:43:59 AM
If this shit had happened to Kyle, we would have gotten 8 pages of fuck stories by now, danzig.
You are so lame.

i just did a really quiet little "i'm at work and can't laugh loudly" laugh/ smirk.
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you treat me like a monologue ho