i guess. i have to suppose, by your lack of response, that you didn't like my foot picture i posted for you.

*cry*

Actually not at all. You have lovely feet. I've just been a little busy. When I find the time to beat my dick so hard and so many times that nothing comes out but wheezes of air, I'll offer a more in-depth critique.

hahaha, you're such a peach.

Zoomie has an internal cock pump.

Dude I so wish... Sometimes I'm so tired I couldn't get it up with a squad of porn sluts armed with cute toes, lube and latex gloves. And last night at Beltaine I caught a glimpse of my own reflection and it disgusted me. My torso is thicker at profile than frontal.

Diet starts tomorrow.

Dieing starts tomorrow yep.

Whoa, Emp. Mormons huh? Glad you got out, dude.

I actually want to move back pretty badly, Mormons not withstanding.  The lifestyle out there was way more laid back, possibly in part due to the emphasis on family life rather than the more career driven lifestyles of the east coast.

Also, in a somewhat related note, I've found that I should avoid the topic of careers when asked by women at the bar.  Explaining that my career is a pointless waste, her career is useless, and the collective efforts of American society are largely worthless masturbatory exercises assigned arbitrary values of financial worth is not the way to endear myself.

Whoa, Emp. Mormons huh? Glad you got out, dude.

I actually want to move back pretty badly, Mormons not withstanding.  The lifestyle out there was way more laid back, possibly in part due to the emphasis on family life rather than the more career driven lifestyles of the east coast.

Also, in a somewhat related note, I've found that I should avoid the topic of careers when asked by women at the bar.  Explaining that my career is a pointless waste, her career is useless, and the collective efforts of American society are largely worthless masturbatory exercises assigned arbitrary values of financial worth is not the way to endear myself.

usually it helps if at the end of your diatribe, you shrug and say, "whatever, life is short. we're all headed to the same place, anyway. so do you want to fuck or what?"

My family is packed to the gills with assholes and I've wanted nothing but to be as removed from them as possible since as far back as I can remember. As a small child (like seven or eight years old) I used to curse God for sticking me with them, and was tormented by not knowing what I did to deserve such a fate as to be stuck with them.

Things haven't changed.

family becomes more important once you breed.

and they are the only people you trust with your children.

i can get behind that for sure.

I'll get behind you for sure.....

Sorry, I'll try not to do that anymore.

My family is packed to the gills with assholes and I've wanted nothing but to be as removed from them as possible since as far back as I can remember. As a small child (like seven or eight years old) I used to curse God for sticking me with them, and was tormented by not knowing what I did to deserve such a fate as to be stuck with them.

Things haven't changed.

I am not alone. Yours was probably worse, because I'm guessing extended family wasnt on the other side of the planet, like mine.

I'm guessing clan Mosh isn't as free and easy about life as he is

Some elements of clan Mosh are extremely uptight and sensitive about, ummm, pretty much everything. Contrarian for the sake of it.

Other elements are very self centred, and completely disinterested in anything not about them. Some elements picked up the worst of both and made something even more abhorant.

These elements together do not make for happy families. I'm glad there wasnt extended family around.

My family is packed to the gills with assholes and I've wanted nothing but to be as removed from them as possible since as far back as I can remember. As a small child (like seven or eight years old) I used to curse God for sticking me with them, and was tormented by not knowing what I did to deserve such a fate as to be stuck with them.

Things haven't changed.

I am not alone. Yours was probably worse, because I'm guessing extended family wasnt on the other side of the planet, like mine.

My extended family isn't bad, in fact, some of them are the best people ever. It's my immediate family that sucks ass.

Other elements are very self centred, and completely disinterested in anything not about them.

I'm sorry, were you saying something? It wasn't about Sarah's feet so I missed it.