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FYI Grad School(Read 8399 times)
FYI Grad School on: May 04, 2009, 10:01:04 PM
So not worth it.



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 10:15:52 PM



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 10:26:47 PM
Tulip approves.
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 10:33:07 PM
I'll see this post in two years when the bill is due.

Until then... good times!
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 02:51:10 AM
I was considering it; CONSIDERING ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 04:54:09 AM
So not worth it.


So, all done with it?



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 06:10:27 AM
I think she just looked at the tab
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 04:59:50 PM
Finishing the last two papers. One due thursday, another due Monday and then it's Thesis. Should be done by August or December.

Debt doesn't scare me as much as it probably should.

If you can believe it, I'm considering phD.
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
See, if I went doctorate, I'd be a medical doctor ...
... and not because it's my background, but because the payoff seems better

... then again, I don't know what most other people with doctorates get paid for their various roles in life
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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('')_('')



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 05:55:29 PM
books, university, research, lectures, the history channel



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 06:24:41 PM
Again, I'm not sure the payoff is as good for all that time in school ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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('')_('')



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #11 on: May 05, 2009, 06:25:16 PM
I'm not sure it is either, which is why I'm debating it. But I do love and yet hate academia oh so much!



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #12 on: May 05, 2009, 08:08:47 PM
the debt is real though, can you work for a year to pare it back a bit?
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #13 on: May 05, 2009, 10:35:25 PM
It's hard to go back once you quit. 

IF you're going to go, stay in.  Once you start paying the student loan payments, it's too terrifying to contemplate taking on more student loans for the additional education. 

It's especially terrifying when you consider that with many phds, you'll be overqualified for everything except academia.  And there are a lot more people than jobs in the academia.



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #14 on: May 06, 2009, 04:55:53 AM
See, if I went doctorate, I'd be a medical doctor ...
... and not because it's my background, but because the payoff seems better

... then again, I don't know what most other people with doctorates get paid for their various roles in life

Dr Thrash, Proctologist.



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #15 on: May 06, 2009, 10:12:58 AM
Thrash should have his own show. It'd be like House, but the sick people would only have butt problems, and Dr. Thrash would convince them the only way he can cure them is with the ol' buttsecks.
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #16 on: May 06, 2009, 12:04:42 PM
technically, that would be a porno series. probably similar to the "stop, my ass is on fire" videos only with "doctors."
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #17 on: May 06, 2009, 01:01:26 PM
I'm glad that we've turned yet another thread into an anal sex discussion.
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #18 on: May 06, 2009, 06:53:21 PM
Thrash should have his own show. It'd be like House, but the sick people would only have butt problems, and Dr. Thrash would convince them the only way he can cure them is with the ol' buttsecks.

Sounds like Cinemax.
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #19 on: May 06, 2009, 07:57:42 PM
I've been plotting about how to get my work to pay for an MBA. I wouldn't bother if I had to come up with the $100K but someone else's dime? Hook that shit up
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #20 on: May 07, 2009, 06:57:06 AM
Im searching myself!

Youre right, underclass. I'm going to take time to cut it down at least a bit. The good news is student loan debt, with the exception of my house, is the only debt I have.

And emp, you're completely right. Did you ever get that phD?



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #21 on: May 07, 2009, 03:01:25 PM
I just finished writing one of my last papers for grad school. I quite enjoyed doing it, but I just can't stand grammar.
So. Fucking. Tedious.

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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #22 on: May 07, 2009, 03:10:22 PM
Lights on? How the fuck are you supposed to get a blowjob?
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #23 on: May 07, 2009, 04:12:33 PM
borrow zoomie's kilt and hide her under it.



Re: FYI Grad School Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 04:25:57 PM
I bet that would smell funny.
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 05:01:36 PM
Nope.  And glad I didn't.  Almost all of the research gigs people I know have taken after their doctorates are for DoD contractors.  I won't do that sort of work for ethical/moral reasons.  The people who I know of who stayed in academia are spending 5-10 years in post-doctoral programs, then maybe getting a lecturer position but not tenure track stuff.




Re: FYI Grad School Reply #26 on: May 07, 2009, 09:11:57 PM
It's impossible to get tenure track positions!

And krsna, thats why you would purchase a palchi it's a box where you could close the curtain, fist fight your enemy, get a blow job from your mistress and do all the opiates you'd like.

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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 09:30:09 PM
Nope.  And glad I didn't.  Almost all of the research gigs people I know have taken after their doctorates are for DoD contractors.  I won't do that sort of work for ethical/moral reasons.  The people who I know of who stayed in academia are spending 5-10 years in post-doctoral programs, then maybe getting a lecturer position but not tenure track stuff.

I'm interviewing for a position with a DoD contractor tomorrow.  It's exactly what I want to be doing.  I have no ethics/morals/qualms.  I have a few, but none that cannot be lowered for a starting salary that's almost twice as much as I ever made at any previous job.
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #28 on: May 07, 2009, 09:33:41 PM
DoD = ? Dept of Defense?
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Re: FYI Grad School Reply #29 on: May 07, 2009, 09:44:13 PM
Yeah, DoD is the department of Defense.