Read the post above ....

Aural spankitude...

... and say that too

Like most things necro, necroposting is fun.

Life is a grave, and I dig it.

SHit i keep forgetting to do this shit.

Gee, no hurries ...

Come on commie. Stop being such a twat!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T46vaD0HCn

 

I think the first time I did this I imitated a sports announcer for some stupid reason, so here's another.  Probably shit quality because I had to do it on my phone with a headset, but whatever the shit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x7daxIpdu4

You ever try doing an Elvis impersonation?

CT: Very sultry! Very 40s! Now say, "Cigars... cigarettes... mints... blowjobs..."

Especially the last one ...

You ever try doing an Elvis impersonation?

I used to do a pretty good Elvis when I was a teenager.   But I did a kick-ass Dave Mustaine.

Did you cry like a baby and bitch about being kicked out Metallica before finding Jesus and becoming a sub Ted Nugent neo-con?

Coz I'd like to hear that.

Commie... very nice. Moar!

Did you cry like a baby and bitch about being kicked out Metallica before finding Jesus and becoming a sub Ted Nugent neo-con?

Coz I'd like to hear that.

Commie... very nice. Moar!

Uhhh, no, not any of that.  Also, Metallica kicked Mustaine out because he was getting high, and in the most chickenshit way possible, even they admit that.  In other words, they kicked him out like a bunch of pussies because they were a bunch of pussies.

Edit:  Holy shit, you know I've never kept up with musicians/celebrities' news stories or political opinions because I don''t think they have any business talking about politics and never gave a shit for their opinions, but out of curiosity I just googled some Dave Mustaine article and sweet merciful shit, ok yeah, fuck Dave Mustaine.

But Metallica are still a bunch of sellout assholes  and the way they got rid of Mustaine was chickenshit, fundie asshat or not.

It's like a perfect storm of stupid fuckheads!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07N6cOOMnbV

BTW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BTBiMjzqyH

Fuse, you ever do any King of the Hill imitations? I feel like you could nail some of them. "What the hayyel?"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T46vaD0HCn

 

BONER ALERT. BONER ALERT.

Only 4 seconds? I need longer than that...

Holy fuck Si! Hahaha I was thinking exactly what you SAID in your second voice post, while listening to the first post. "What the hell is his accent?"

Si-Bearian

Fuse, you ever do any King of the Hill imitations? I feel like you could nail some of them. "What the hayyel?"

Ok, first things first.  to me you sound like Alec Baldwin in The Departed if he were constantly exhaling from a draw off  of a joint:


Alec Baldwin in The Departed

Second: Ahh fuck it I can't get a mic to work with my laptop, maybe when the new one gets here on Friday.

Did you cry like a baby and bitch about being kicked out Metallica before finding Jesus and becoming a sub Ted Nugent neo-con?

Coz I'd like to hear that.

Commie... very nice. Moar!

Uhhh, no, not any of that.  Also, Metallica kicked Mustaine out because he was getting high, and in the most chickenshit way possible, even they admit that.  In other words, they kicked him out like a bunch of pussies because they were a bunch of pussies.

Edit:  Holy shit, you know I've never kept up with musicians/celebrities' news stories or political opinions because I don''t think they have any business talking about politics and never gave a shit for their opinions, but out of curiosity I just googled some Dave Mustaine article and sweet merciful shit, ok yeah, fuck Dave Mustaine.

But Metallica are still a bunch of sellout assholes  and the way they got rid of Mustaine was chickenshit, fundie asshat or not.

You have no arguement from me on any of those scores.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r0utezeOsc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r0utezeOsc

My sediments exactly.

Uhhh, no, not any of that.  Also, Metallica kicked Mustaine out because he was getting high, and in the most chickenshit way possible, even they admit that.  In other words, they kicked him out like a bunch of pussies because they were a bunch of pussies.

Pfft the guy went to rehab didnt he? it isn't like they kicked him out for the occasional once a week/month high.

Being a musician is a job as any other, if he couldn't do it because of drugs I don't see why they were wrong to fire him.

Tourette's much?

Sometimes I do some impersonations. Not well, but I do them, nonetheless.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08LIz0ezQX1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sqrTEVyrOC

Of course, everybody knows I also design rhymes sometimes. This one is for you commie.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v0Y8s2yrg5

Tourette's much?

Who?