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Re: Joygasm Reply #30 on: May 27, 2009, 05:29:46 PM
This one.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Joygasm Reply #31 on: May 27, 2009, 11:05:49 PM
Hey, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
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Re: Joygasm Reply #32 on: May 27, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
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My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

Of course not. Mom always comes first.
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Re: Joygasm Reply #33 on: May 28, 2009, 12:01:41 AM
Quote from: eitje on May 20, 2009, 06:49:31 PM
Quote from: hip on May 20, 2009, 12:17:34 PM
which is why i understand about not being invited to your bbq.
i wasn't even invited.  It just happened that way.

i'm not upset. I SAID I'M NOT UPSET, DAMMIT. STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.


(i just want to hear reviews on the spring rolls you better be rollin')
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Re: Joygasm Reply #34 on: May 28, 2009, 12:05:40 AM
yeah, but that BBQ will totally be awesome.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Joygasm Reply #35 on: May 28, 2009, 12:07:49 AM
SPRING

ROLLS

MOTHER

FUCKER
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Re: Joygasm Reply #36 on: May 28, 2009, 12:09:39 AM
oh, i don't know if spring rolls will go well with ribs.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Joygasm Reply #37 on: May 28, 2009, 01:27:47 AM
i can make ones like these

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Re: Joygasm Reply #38 on: May 28, 2009, 01:45:50 AM
Don't make me add spring rolls to my turn off list!!!!!
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Re: Joygasm Reply #39 on: May 28, 2009, 02:01:42 AM
How about if we cover you in rib-sauce first
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Re: Joygasm Reply #40 on: May 28, 2009, 02:48:40 AM
OMG awesome idea!  Got first dibs.
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Re: Joygasm Reply #41 on: May 28, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
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My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

Of course not. Mom always comes first.

You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #42 on: May 28, 2009, 10:23:54 PM
Why? She always comes first with me too.
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Re: Joygasm Reply #43 on: May 29, 2009, 03:52:17 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #44 on: May 29, 2009, 04:32:25 AM
Those spring rolls would be good with a little Filipino box spring hog.
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Re: Joygasm Reply #45 on: May 29, 2009, 05:10:38 PM
those spring rolls look fucking good.
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Re: Joygasm Reply #46 on: May 29, 2009, 06:20:37 PM
Yeah, I'd take 'em either way ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #47 on: May 30, 2009, 04:49:31 AM
in the mouth or up the arse?

You are versatile!
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Re: Joygasm Reply #48 on: May 30, 2009, 12:47:20 PM
Dude, why are you all up in my Kool-Aid?
I'M the anally obsessed one here, got it?!?!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #49 on: June 01, 2009, 12:50:03 AM
Quote from: hip on May 28, 2009, 12:07:49 AM
SPRING

ROLLS

MOTHER

FUCKER

NO SPRING ROLLS.

HAHAHAH!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Joygasm Reply #50 on: June 01, 2009, 04:45:40 PM
*sigh*
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #51 on: June 01, 2009, 11:34:52 PM
Quote from: Thrash on May 28, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
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My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

Of course not. Mom always comes first.

You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...


I said "comes" not "cums".    Incest = Do NOT Want ...

I'm not from West Virginia or New Jersey!
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Re: Joygasm Reply #52 on: June 02, 2009, 03:09:00 PM
OOTP!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #53 on: June 02, 2009, 11:59:50 PM
hehehe
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Re: Joygasm Reply #54 on: June 03, 2009, 03:06:02 PM
Fuckin' ^5!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #55 on: June 03, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
Quote from: Thrash on May 27, 2009, 02:44:31 PM
My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

BTW, what's holding you up?
I've also not received any hot text msgs from you ...
904-608-2503

Anyone is welcome in that invitation ...

(I can't to see what Dylan sends me; *sigh*)

I bet this is actually the # to a gay bar in Jax...
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Re: Joygasm Reply #56 on: June 03, 2009, 03:32:43 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on June 03, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
I bet this is actually the # to a gay bar in Jax...

Yeah, it's Dave's number. He already said that.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2009, 03:38:26 PM by FAH-Q »
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Joygasm Reply #57 on: June 03, 2009, 03:34:42 PM
I was just testing something...
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Re: Joygasm Reply #58 on: June 03, 2009, 03:47:29 PM
Wait so who have I talked to on the phone.....eerrghh, lemme think......let's see, there was Mosh, Joy, Geek, HoJo......I think that was it.  Did I miss someone?

*Edit: That was me kind of talking to myself.  I do that sometimes.  It's kinda like twittering.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2009, 03:48:02 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: Joygasm Reply #59 on: June 03, 2009, 03:51:35 PM
I talked to you on the phone four years ago but all you wanted was phone sex so I deleted your number.
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