Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
×

Quote from: hip
don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

  1. Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
  2. General Category
  3. Sex/Gossip
  4. Joygasm
« previous next »
Print
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5  All   Go Down
Joygasm(Read 26821 times)
Re: Joygasm Reply #30 on: May 27, 2009, 05:29:46 PM
This one.
Logged
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Joygasm Reply #31 on: May 27, 2009, 11:05:49 PM
Hey, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
Logged
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Joygasm Reply #32 on: May 27, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
Quote
My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

Of course not. Mom always comes first.
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #33 on: May 28, 2009, 12:01:41 AM
Quote from: eitje on May 20, 2009, 06:49:31 PM
Quote from: hip on May 20, 2009, 12:17:34 PM
which is why i understand about not being invited to your bbq.
i wasn't even invited.  It just happened that way.

i'm not upset. I SAID I'M NOT UPSET, DAMMIT. STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.


(i just want to hear reviews on the spring rolls you better be rollin')
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #34 on: May 28, 2009, 12:05:40 AM
yeah, but that BBQ will totally be awesome.
Logged
Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Joygasm Reply #35 on: May 28, 2009, 12:07:49 AM
SPRING

ROLLS

MOTHER

FUCKER
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #36 on: May 28, 2009, 12:09:39 AM
oh, i don't know if spring rolls will go well with ribs.
Logged
Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Joygasm Reply #37 on: May 28, 2009, 01:27:47 AM
i can make ones like these

Logged
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Joygasm Reply #38 on: May 28, 2009, 01:45:50 AM
Don't make me add spring rolls to my turn off list!!!!!
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #39 on: May 28, 2009, 02:01:42 AM
How about if we cover you in rib-sauce first
Logged
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Joygasm Reply #40 on: May 28, 2009, 02:48:40 AM
OMG awesome idea!  Got first dibs.
Logged
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Joygasm Reply #41 on: May 28, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
Quote
My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

Of course not. Mom always comes first.

You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #42 on: May 28, 2009, 10:23:54 PM
Why? She always comes first with me too.
Logged
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Joygasm Reply #43 on: May 29, 2009, 03:52:17 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #44 on: May 29, 2009, 04:32:25 AM
Those spring rolls would be good with a little Filipino box spring hog.
Logged
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

Re: Joygasm Reply #45 on: May 29, 2009, 05:10:38 PM
those spring rolls look fucking good.
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #46 on: May 29, 2009, 06:20:37 PM
Yeah, I'd take 'em either way ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #47 on: May 30, 2009, 04:49:31 AM
in the mouth or up the arse?

You are versatile!
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #48 on: May 30, 2009, 12:47:20 PM
Dude, why are you all up in my Kool-Aid?
I'M the anally obsessed one here, got it?!?!
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #49 on: June 01, 2009, 12:50:03 AM
Quote from: hip on May 28, 2009, 12:07:49 AM
SPRING

ROLLS

MOTHER

FUCKER

NO SPRING ROLLS.

HAHAHAH!
Logged
Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Joygasm Reply #50 on: June 01, 2009, 04:45:40 PM
*sigh*
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #51 on: June 01, 2009, 11:34:52 PM
Quote from: Thrash on May 28, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
Quote
My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

Of course not. Mom always comes first.

You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...


I said "comes" not "cums".    Incest = Do NOT Want ...

I'm not from West Virginia or New Jersey!
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #52 on: June 02, 2009, 03:09:00 PM
OOTP!
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #53 on: June 02, 2009, 11:59:50 PM
hehehe
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #54 on: June 03, 2009, 03:06:02 PM
Fuckin' ^5!
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Joygasm Reply #55 on: June 03, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
Quote from: Thrash on May 27, 2009, 02:44:31 PM
My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....

BTW, what's holding you up?
I've also not received any hot text msgs from you ...
904-608-2503

Anyone is welcome in that invitation ...

(I can't to see what Dylan sends me; *sigh*)

I bet this is actually the # to a gay bar in Jax...
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #56 on: June 03, 2009, 03:32:43 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on June 03, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
I bet this is actually the # to a gay bar in Jax...

Yeah, it's Dave's number. He already said that.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2009, 03:38:26 PM by FAH-Q »
Logged
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Joygasm Reply #57 on: June 03, 2009, 03:34:42 PM
I was just testing something...
Logged

Re: Joygasm Reply #58 on: June 03, 2009, 03:47:29 PM
Wait so who have I talked to on the phone.....eerrghh, lemme think......let's see, there was Mosh, Joy, Geek, HoJo......I think that was it.  Did I miss someone?

*Edit: That was me kind of talking to myself.  I do that sometimes.  It's kinda like twittering.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2009, 03:48:02 PM by Drugmoth »
Logged
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Joygasm Reply #59 on: June 03, 2009, 03:51:35 PM
I talked to you on the phone four years ago but all you wanted was phone sex so I deleted your number.
Logged
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com

Print
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5  All   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
  2. General Category
  3. Sex/Gossip
  4. Joygasm
 

SMF 2.0.18 | SMF © 2021, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
RSS Theme Smf Konusal