http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/Scarred-life-The-teenager-asked-tattooist-THREE-stars-face-ended-constellation.html

I'd still fuck her.

Do I really need to state that I would also?

Dude ....
Just ....
DUDE!

She's was kind of a cute girl beforehand ...
I think I agree with you ...

Dude, her belt buckle is TELLING you what she is.  Come on!

It actually would be pretty cool if it was temporary.....definitely not for the rest of her life.

Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable.  She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

haha...

Dude, her belt buckle is TELLING you what she is.  Come on!

I decided to not make note of that ...
It's its own irony ...

Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable.  She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

haha...

Yeah, that gave me a laugh too.  Kind of a bitch, Jules is.

Dude ...
It just gets better and better ...

Belgian, French, they're all skanky whores...

I didnt see that pic.

I have begun to feel for this girl....i mean.. you can just see how she got to where she is now..came home, got chewed out for stupidity, lied and now this media shit.

Belgian, French, they're all skanky whores...

And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

I didnt see that pic.

I have begun to feel for this girl....i mean.. you can just see how she got to where she is now..came home, got chewed out for stupidity, lied and now this media shit.

If you make a mistake that stupid, STICK BY HOW AWESOME IT IS, WHETHER IT IS OR ISN'T AWESOME.

And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

No, you would be saying "Thank you, Thank you !!".

I didnt see that pic.
I have begun to feel for this girl....i mean.. you can just see how she got to where she is now..came home, got chewed out for stupidity, lied and now this media shit.

If you make a mistake that stupid, STICK BY HOW AWESOME IT IS, WHETHER IT IS OR ISN'T AWESOME.

I agree. However she clearly doesnt think that far ahead.

p.s. I have seen so good facial tattoos. and no, im not talking about the "man made" ones.

Bullfuckingshit she fell asleep.

W3rd ...

The only thing that would top this would be if Krsna were to ink 56 cheese tattoo's on Danzig's mug

Bullfuckingshit she fell asleep.

I agree.  I bet she asked for this, and then lied after the fact in order to press a suit because who is going to take a tattoo artist at their word over an "innocent poor 18 year old girl".  I doubt they have written contracts for work for this sort of thing.  If it really was the artist fucking her over, then I don't know how she didn't wake up as he etched the 50th star onto her face.  How sedated/high/completely fucked would you have to be to not notice someone tattooing your face?  This bitch has gold digger written all over her.

I think she lied to the BF and Father and they ran with it/swallowed it.

She just dug herself a hole, its the aforementioned that will bury her.

And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

No, you would be saying "Thank you, Thank you !!".

I LOL'd......eh, at least I can laugh at myself.

Bullfuckingshit she fell asleep.

I agree.  I bet she asked for this, and then lied after the fact in order to press a suit because who is going to take a tattoo artist at their word over an "innocent poor 18 year old girl".  I doubt they have written contracts for work for this sort of thing.  If it really was the artist fucking her over, then I don't know how she didn't wake up as he etched the 50th star onto her face.  How sedated/high/completely fucked would you have to be to not notice someone tattooing your face?  This bitch has gold digger written all over her.

Seriously....by the time I felt the fourth I'd be like hmmmm.....that is one too many.  Then the 50th:  Hmmmm, I SWEAR I didn't tell him to do that many.  She deserves what she got.

You just can't fall asleep during a tattoo, let alone one on your NOSE.

She could have just picked the scabs and saved her the 8500.

I think that would have just made it look worse, not act as a magic eraser.

My friend is an airbrush artist and he airbrushed six or so hearts of varying shapes over and onto my right breast, and everyone thought they were real, I got mixed reviews.  Anyway, in reference to this girl, BAHAHAHAHA!

If some girl asked me for a bunch of stars on her face you could bet your ass there would be a signed release form from her explicitly stating that's what she wanted. Some cell phone video of her saying it as well would be nice.

Aren't most artists pretty reluctant to tattoo faces anyway?

I heard a conversation when I got one of my tattoos to the effect that the artists were generally reluctant to do faces and would only do them if the person already was significantly tattooed.  I guess that wasn't the case for the guy who did this tattoo, but I'd imagine that the process wasn't:
"I'm 18, put some freakin' stars on my face."
"Ok, cool, let's do it.  I don't need ID or to quote you a fee or sketch anything on your skin for you to look at or nothin', I'm just going to freehand some stars."

Yeah, I forgot to mention the fact that I would never have tattooed her face to begin with.

Really, anybody who would have done this to that girl's face is probably such a douchebag that the scenario was probably close to the one you just presented.

Still, that doesn't make her any less of a lying ass hat.

Belgian, French, they're all skanky whores...

And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

Me, I'd be all "Nice stars! I'm going to visit Uranus!" ...
(I know, I HAD to!)

She could have just picked the scabs and saved her the 8500.

I think that would have just made it look worse, not act as a magic eraser.

Yeah, from what I've heard you can fuck a tattoo up by picking at it, but I've never heard you can remove it entirely.

My friend is an airbrush artist and he airbrushed six or so hearts of varying shapes over and onto my right breast, and everyone thought they were real, I got mixed reviews.  Anyway, in reference to this girl, BAHAHAHAHA!

So you went around with your right tit hanging out all day/evening? Nice!

If some girl asked me for a bunch of stars on her face you could bet your ass there would be a signed release form from her explicitly stating that's what she wanted. Some cell phone video of her saying it as well would be nice.

Seriously.

Aren't most artists pretty reluctant to tattoo faces anyway?

I heard a conversation when I got one of my tattoos to the effect that the artists were generally reluctant to do faces and would only do them if the person already was significantly tattooed.

As far as I know, that's sort of the unwritten law of most decent tattoo artists. I've often seen Graeme talk people out of getting tattoos like that, or even turn people away and let them go to the less scrupulous (and less talented) artists on the island if they can't be reasoned with. Especially since this is such a conservative, uber-christian island. A tattoo showing on a face or neck or hand can really fuck you up, in terms of dealing with the authorities or trying to get a job or whatever. Every time I go to Immigration I'm glad mine are all coverable.